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[drivesadesk]

[Jonathan is sprawled out on a bed in a t-shirt and sweat pants, not even bothering with his skin suit, looking completely and utterly exhausted.]

For the next month can everyone just...not do anything crazy? Please. I would like to not be turned into anything for a while. Actually never, but if you could give me at least a month without any craziness, that would be great.

Thanks.

[He's going to be so disappointed.]

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[revolutionrocks]

Woah what happened to you, man?

[drivesadesk]

I was stuck in the Shimmer. I was turning into a deer person. Then plants started growing out of me.

And now I'm done with all of that.

[revolutionrocks]

[He'd only heard a few vague things about the phenomena; nothing specific... until now.]

That's pretty freaky bro.

[Meet Korg, Master of Understatement.]

[drivesadesk]

Yeah.

Guessing you avoided all that?

[revolutionrocks]

Yeah, I guess you could say that I was in the right place at the right time, as opposed to being in the wrong place at the wrong time; a contrast between Maurtia Falls and De Chima. Which I've gathered is unusual for Maurtia Falls, it being the wrong place more often than not.

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[motorcycle_noises]

Yeah good luck with that
I don't have high hopes

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[drivesadesk]

I can dream.

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[motorcycle_noises]

That's fair.
Dream big!

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[drivesadesk]

Yeah, I'll do that.

At least until someone does something to bring those dreams crashing down.

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[motorcycle_noises]

Hey, maybe you'll get lucky and get an entire couple of weeks.

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[inthequiet]

Yeesh. You okay?

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[drivesadesk]

I am now that I don't have any plants growing out of me. I just need time to recover.

[inthequiet]

Yikes.

You need anything? Gatorade?

[drivesadesk]

Yes. Bring me Gatorade.

[inthequiet]

Alright. Pick a flavor.

[ She's doing this, don't think she won't. ]

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[knaval]

Who turned you into what? I'll kill 'em.

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[drivesadesk]

I don't know. I was stuck in the Shimmer, but I don't know what caused that.

I just know I was changing.

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[maevelous]

Oh, sweetheart. You should know by now imPorts can't help themselves when it comes to these sorts of things.

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[drivesadesk]

[He groans.]

I know. I can hold onto my wishful thinking until the next huge disaster though, can't I?

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[maevelous]

You can certainly try. Maybe you'll find yourself in luck just this once.

[drivesadesk]

I can always hope.

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[reexamined]

Would you like to know the statistics of that happening?

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[drivesadesk]

Are they higher than 0?

[reexamined]

Much higher than zero.

[drivesadesk]

Then sure, what are they?