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[blackfly]

Hold on, slam the breaks and put your finger on the rewind button here for a second because okay. Okay? Okay. I can kind of believe in the whole bestowed with supernatural abilities things for reasons (which we need not get into,) but like - it's the interdimensional travel that's getting me here. I'm - I'm seeing names? I'm seeing names. Certain names. And I can't be the only one who sees these names and feels like I'm freaking out just a bit. What do you do when you meet your idols? Didn't someone say you should never meet your idols? Oh my God. I can meet my idols.

Getting back on track. Dimensions. Multiple. Crossing? Sharing. Hyperventilating. No speaking of bikinis.

How is nobody else freaking out? How are we all asking weirdly vague questions and not being like "Oh my God, I just saw [*Barney the Dinosaur] in Whole Foods"? (*Name changed to protect the identity of probable space smugglers, Crusaders in Capes and other miscellaneous HEROES and LEGENDS from my CHILDHOOD. Adolescence? And well, who am I kidding, a lot of my teen years.)

Am I hallucinating? I don't have six fingers so this can't be a dream. I'm not dreaming. This is real.

I also really really really really really think I'm going to need to know where to get an ADHD script filled now because I really really really really think I'm going to need it.

Comments

[cleptes]

Average speed if I remember correctly.

No, they're not a threat at the moment.

[blackfly]

But zombies were, at some time, a credible threat?

Gross. Did they eat brains or body parts? Actually, don't tell me. I feel squeamish either way.

[cleptes]

All you need to know is to aim for the head, should there ever be a zombie outbreak again.

What city did they put you in by the way?

[blackfly]

Classic advice, glad to know it's true.

Heropa. You?

[cleptes]

Maurtia Falls initially. But I live in De Chima.

What about the job they gave you?

[blackfly]

How're those cities, in terms of good bubble tea & movie prices?

I'm a tester of fidget spinners. That's a thing.

[cleptes]

De Chima is the least dangerous of the cities, but I'd say the prices were reasonable in both.

What on earth is a fidget spinner?

[blackfly]

If De Chima is the least dangerous with all that went on with the shimmery thing, I don't feel prepared to deal with life in the other porter cities...

They're like. Spinners. That you spin. When you fidget. Honestly, new to me too. They're apparently super popular.