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[granddevil]

[ There is a new face on the network, but not really a new name. ID says "Satan", which is a familiar at least. The woman looks unimpressed and she groans a little before shaking her head ]

In my world it has been years, but naturally no time passed here. Not that time matters much to me, but I'd still prefer be asked if I want to come, rather than just be dropped back with no warning. [ she is sure everyone would, though.

The woman stretches, a goat bleats in the background and she reaches to grab a bunny. Upon closer look, you might be able to tell this is NONAH #1 ] Alcohol doesn't affect me that much, but I think I really need a drink after everything that happened. A really strong one.



[ a pause ] Darin, where is my other rabbit?

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin had been spending an almost egregious amount of time in his forge lately. So much so that he's basically just slept there like some kind of vagrant.]

[He's returned home maybe an hour or so ago and was napping in his room. He wanders out in his boxers (they have anvils on them), scratching his ass, as classy gents are wont to do, and perks up at the sound of his name.]

[Then he freezes.]

Uh.

Hi strange lady.

Why are you in my house.

And how do you know my name.

...Am I still asleep?

[granddevil]

You are still very classy. [ again, not impressed.

She shakes her head ] It's Satan. If you can even remember names in this state. [ you look like shit, that's what she means ]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

....Right.

Satan.

That explains absolutely nothing about why you're...

Um.

Pretty?

I know I don't have a hangover because I can't physically get drunk. So...this? This is new. A new level of confusion.

[granddevil]

I can shape-shift, remember? [ Darin did meet Ryo, and later he met Satan. ] The Porter simply allowed me a couple more different forms.

[ he looks at the other for a second, before a smirk sketches on his face ] You always take so long to catch up.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I...look! I didn't realize it was shapeshifting! I thought it was like...human form and demon form! Or something!

I don't get how the whole demon thing works yet. I'm still trying to figure myself out. So don't get up my ass.

[He stops then and blinks.]

Wait, Porter? You went back to your world??

Man, I really need to learn not to spend like an entire week in the forge...

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[pummelgranite]

[ wait what. WAIT WHAT??? She would assume it's someone using the wrong com, but that network ID had been gone. She'd checked very carefully!! ]

Satan?

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[granddevil]

[ oh, persephone. Sur...prise? ]

Hello. And yes, still Satan. I do have a new face or two. Three, if we count the extra power the Porter gave me.

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[pummelgranite]

It's uhm- you look good. Reincarnation?

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[granddevil]

Not exactly. It's complicated.

But in this world, it's simply shape-shifting. [ and she will change her face again, to look like a blond woman this time. ]

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[pummelgranite]

Uh, yeah I'll take your word for it.

[neverdied]

[He's not even sure if it's the right person but he's just going to go out and say it;]

Didn't you look different before?

[granddevil]

I did. [ she smiles, but shakes her head. Satan forms shifts to look once again like Jack met him . blond and full of wings. ]

I have few more forms I can shape-shift into.

[neverdied]

Oh. [That's not even the weirdest thing he's seen here, but it's pretty high up there. Not you'd be able to tell that by how deadpan he's staying.]

Must be useful. To look different when you want.

[granddevil]

[ how is shapeshifting even that weird? ]

I suppose. It was useful to keep me hidden from my brother, but I don't see the need here.

[neverdied]

[Because!]

Why keep hidden from him when you could just kill him?

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[h2no]

is

the bunny okay?

[priorities.]

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[granddevil]

He is fine, I found him.

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[h2no]

oh good
are they settling into your place okay?

[and there's all that traumatic shit that happened to satan but... bunnies...]

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[granddevil]

They are. They are healthy too.

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[discountstarscream]

Well, hello roommate.

[Getaway isn't at the house right now. In fact he seems to be underwater somewhere. His audio comes through surprisingly clear though.]

If you touch anything on the second and third shelf in the right hand cupboard in the kitchen I will fight you. Everything in there, including the paint thinner, is mine.

[He is, of course, referring to food that he, an obvious giant robot, can't possibly eat.]

I have some passive-aggressive sticky notes at the ready if you do.

[He's not entirely serious about any of this, and hopefully it's noticeable in his lighthearted tone.]

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[granddevil]

[ and she is absolutely going to roll her eyes and eventually gets up and heads to the cupboard in the kitchen.

And touches whatever is on the second and third shelf.


She is more of an asshole than he is. FITE HER ]

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[discountstarscream]

[It is ridiculously hard to be more of an asshole than he is.]

Ha, you're funny.

[He says with some appreciation.]

Sorry that I'm not around to do introductions. I'm Getaway, pleased to meet you.

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[granddevil]

[ look, she is Satan. But she also doesn't care about contests on who is the biggest asshole. ]

Satan. I've met one of your kind before. Riptide.

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[izanyagi]

[Okay it's just like a certain mysterious Gas Station Attendant at this point, that's pretty ridiculous. But the animals do confirm it.]

Satan-san?

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[granddevil]

Yes, it's me. With a new face.