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[justaskalice]

[Newt is wearing the type of rubber gloves used for household cleaning, which is clearly what he's been up to, seeing as he's covered in a layer of dust and has a wet sponge in hand. If you've been to the nerd's house back when they had a house, you'll recognize the room behind Newt as their kitchen.]

You know, moving BACK into a house is way more work than I anticipated. Almost as bad as moving IN in the first place.

But it's kinda of therapeutic, I guess. In a weird way. It's, uh...It's comfortable, like coming home, but then you're also clearing out cobwebs and dusting off shelves and finding things you thought were lost...

[He's not just talking about material possessions, either. His thoughts seem to wander far away or inward and then Newt heaves a sigh and refocuses on the camera with a smile.]

But damn do I feel like I've been living under a rock!

Ah, anyway. The house! Right! Lots of cleanup and yard work ahead. [See how thrilled he is? So thrilled.] Which means...



We happen to be in the market for a pool boy to clean up and upkeep our pool and look hot in a small pair of shorts. In lieu of a resume, send a pic!

[He gives a cute wink at the camera which is utterly ruined by the fact that he is not as cute as he seems to think he is and looks like a disaster right now.]

Comments

[justaskalice]

[Sarcasm of course. He feigns a scandalized gasp]

Gasp! Dr. Gottlieb, this is public!

[mathemagier]

[Audible eyeroll bc he's super talented at that dry tone]

Says the one soliticing photographs as application.

[justaskalice]

What. It's an important way of judging qualifications.

[mathemagier]

And not at all indecent.

[justaskalice]

I expect them to be clothed...in a manner of speaking.

[mathemagier]

How salacious.

[justaskalice]

Want me to submit an application for your review?

[mathemagier]

By all means.