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[kanyounot]

[ This post to the network is audio-only, whether deliberately to keep his face off of it, or just because that's what he prefers - who knows? Either way, some may recognize his voice, if they knew him when he was here before.

Or not, that's fine, too. ]

Hm. An interesting place to end up in. Again. Hi, this is Kanan. Kanan Jarrus. I don't... actually know how long it's been, time works strangely here. Or if anyone will even remember me.

If you do, feel free to fill me in on what's been happening around here. Apparently I'm teaching meditation and yoga this time around, which is fine with me, though I don't know what that has to do with being "hot". Am I gonna do it in a sauna?

[ He keeps his tone light, relatively cheerful. ]

You know, there's nothing like new-beard-growth itch to remind you that you're alive. Yeesh.

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[metaphorbia]

Wait, you were here before? How long?

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[kanyounot]

Uh, I was here last time - something like six months? Give or take. There are people who are here only a month or two, and there are people who've been here for years, and everything in between.

[metaphorbia]

[ David's quiet a moment, thinking about that. Does he want to be here that long? It seems like a nice place, and yet he was kind of in a hurry when he left. ]

Huh. And then - you went home. Six months later? Did they miss you?

[kanyounot]

Ah, no. Time works differently here? When you return to your own world, you'll more than likely return to the exact moment you left. No one will know you were gone. It's like time has stopped back home. Like... like a holovid you put on pause.

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[ct_7567]

[ Well. This is a surprise. ]

Hello, Kanan. I certainly remember you, though I'm afraid most of the people from your crew have been ported out by now. It's been quite some time.

We've been busy. How've you been?

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[kanyounot]

It's all right, I didn't figure any of them would still be here.

We've been... busy, too. Fighting a war is never boring.

[ He knows Rex will probably understand why he's being vague about it, at least in a general sense of a lot of what happened sucks and I don't really want to talk about it. ]

Anything I should know about around here? New bad guys to be aware of?

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[ct_7567]

Ah, I beg to differ. War's frequently boring. But I know what you mean.

[ And he'll leave it at that - unless Kanan wants to commiserate about boring stake-outs and long treks, which is as neutral a territory as any. ]

I don't think the people you ought to be aware of are any different from since you left. The OTO. Some people have been doing their research on them - I'll send you their way and they can sum things up better than I could hope to.

[ Generally, he'd stay on top of it. But he's been busy. ]

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[continuousgroaning]

Kanan! You came back!

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[kanyounot]

Oh, hey, Tina. You're still here. I mean, I assume you've been here the whole time, but I could be wrong?

[continuousgroaning]

I have been. ... unfortunately. I mean, it's been pretty good in some ways but pretty bad in others.

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[h2no]

Oh, you...

[he trails off. he's back, yeah, but there was someone else he was with, right?]

Uh, yo. What was the last thing you remember? Lotta shit's gone down since then.

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[kanyounot]

Well, it's kinda tough to remember stuff, it's like trying to remember a dream you had a while back, and a lot of things have happened since then, but...

I remember a space mission, we were trying to save the planet from some missiles. That was the last big thing I recall.

[ And, like - getting married to Hera. But that doesn't matter now. ]

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[h2no]

[he nods.]

Yeah, yeah-- that was. Rough. Obviously the world didn't end, though. Haha... [COUGH] Uhm... everything that's happened since then has been some crazy reality bending shit, like people de-aging or their bodies being warped by fucked up powers. Standard, really.

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[dun_moch]

How... good to hear your voice again, Kanan Jarrus.

[This is a lie, it is very obviously a lie.]

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[kanyounot]

...You know, of all the people I expected to still be here, you were probably at the top of the list.

[ Not at the top of his list of people he wanted to still be here, mind you... ]

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[dun_moch]

Is that so? Perhaps I should be flattered. Did you sense my presence in the Force?

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[recommendations]

[ Momo doesn't recognize this man. Maybe he left before she arrived, or maybe they just never met each other. Who knows? ]

There is a subtype of yoga called bikram yoga which is done in a heated room, to encourage sweating and the purging of toxins.

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[kanyounot]

That... sounds different. I don't think I'm qualified to teach that. My skills are more on the meditation end of things.

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[recommendations]

Then perhaps you should consider changing from the profession they set you up with. I'm sure no one would mind.

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[reexamined]

Oh. You're back. I wasn't expecting this.

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[kanyounot]

[ Oh, he remembers you, too! ]

Yeah, neither was I. Kaytoo, right? Still dating... Skeets, was it? Are they still here?

[reexamined]

Yes. He is. We're living together now. Thank you for asking.

Hera isn't here.

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[articulations]

[ Lose Anakin and Padme, gain a Kanan. ]

It's funny and yet not, how the Porter works.

Welcome back, Kanan.

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[kanyounot]

Your Highness.

I'm going to try not to think too much about the vagaries of the Porter, and instead I'll choose to think that I'm here because there's some good I can do.

Works better all around.

[articulations]

Any idea where you want to start?