I am hardly a politician. I was elected mayor because the other candidate was corrupt and all previous mayors had been as well. The people wanted someone they could trust. I lead them in driving some terrible monsters from the city and they practically insisted I run when one of our previous mayors attempted to retake the position without an election.

[He shrugged.]

I'm not really a good cook, but I'm an excellent dresser. And I'm loyal to my friends. I keep any promises I make and I'm very trustworthy, I assure you.