A... night DJ... and a club... called 'Penguin! at the Disco!'

[For both 'penguin' and 'disco' his voice rose in false pep to emphasize the excitement the name was apparently supposed to bring.]

I have experience running a nightclub. And I do have some musical background. But this will be the first time manning a DJ set up. I'm certain I'll take to it like a penguin takes to water.

[Pun definitely intended.]