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[cadbane]

Now where were we...

[The voice that speaks is dry and unimpressed. The face that can be glimpsed under the wide-brimmed hat is very obviously blue. Very much an alien.]

Seems I disappeared here for a bit. I don't remember much about going back home though.

Regardless, they've seen fit to reassign me to slightly more appropriate work than some Wild West Show.

Anyone know about the Gentleman's Cad Club?

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[facilitainted]

Oh yeah I know that club. Already spent a whole day there.

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[cadbane]

It better pay well.

[facilitainted]

It's the one place where the gender pay gap is in reverse. Tough luck, bucko.

[cadbane]

The what?

[facilitainted]

Gender pay gap. Men being paid more than women because of the patriarchy. Hello?

[cadbane]

Sounds oppressive.

Not my problem.

[facilitainted]

It is in the Cad Club. You'll be making minimum wage at best, Dankmirian.

[cadbane]

Then I'll just have to supplement my wage.

[facilitainted]

I don't think anyone's going to want to see your naked blue ass on stage, man. But maybe that's your gimmick? Get paid to go away?

[cadbane]

... What sort of club is this?

[facilitainted]

How about you head over and find out?

[cadbane]

I'll have to if I want to keep this job.

[Although he's wondering if it will be worthwhile.]

[facilitainted]

Sounds like a good gig to me. Sometimes you even get free booze, get some free entertainment, get to throw some guys to the curbside for breaking the rules- what's not to like?

[cadbane]

Then why don't you do it?

[facilitainted]

Sounds like work. I'm not about that.

[cadbane]

Didn't you just get through telling me it was better than that?

[facilitainted]

Listen, I'm a foot tall. I can't throw some guys to the curb without really throwing around my weight, and that is work. For you, looking about- what, six foot at least? Maybe six and a half? Not bad! You could pick a guy up without even stretching before hand!

See what I mean?

[cadbane]

I guess I'll be seeing you there then.

Not stirring up any trouble.

[facilitainted]

Nope. No trouble from me.