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maskormenace2018-09-10 08:29 pm
bentspooner) wrote in maskormenace2018-09-10 08:29 pm
#002; video
Good evening, everyone.
[ Sabrina is posting late at night, around 11 PM. Not unhealthy-late, but late enough so that most people are probably settling in for the night, not browsing through video posts on the network. Even at this hour, she's put together, glamorous, as if she's timed it strategically for the night crowd. At her side is a yellow goblin-creature that goes by Hypno, about five feet tall, but with thick, sturdy limbs. He's on his best behavior, for once, waving to the camera from their spot cozied up on the couch. ]
Since I've come here, I've learned very quickly of the unpredictable traumas this place has in store. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that, but I can offer some relief. [ Then, the screen moves to show just Hypno, and he gives a biiiiig smile for the camera. ] This is Hypno. He's a Pokemon whose diet consists mostly of dreams. He can put you to sleep, pull your dreams from your subconscious, and devour the psychic energy.
[ Appetizing. The screen moves back to her, friendly, but vaguely concerned people may find this proposition...odd. ]
He gets to eat, and you get eight hours of peaceful, dreamless sleep. Don't worry about disturbing him, he thinks nightmares are tastiest. Any takers?
[ Sabrina is posting late at night, around 11 PM. Not unhealthy-late, but late enough so that most people are probably settling in for the night, not browsing through video posts on the network. Even at this hour, she's put together, glamorous, as if she's timed it strategically for the night crowd. At her side is a yellow goblin-creature that goes by Hypno, about five feet tall, but with thick, sturdy limbs. He's on his best behavior, for once, waving to the camera from their spot cozied up on the couch. ]
Since I've come here, I've learned very quickly of the unpredictable traumas this place has in store. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that, but I can offer some relief. [ Then, the screen moves to show just Hypno, and he gives a biiiiig smile for the camera. ] This is Hypno. He's a Pokemon whose diet consists mostly of dreams. He can put you to sleep, pull your dreams from your subconscious, and devour the psychic energy.
[ Appetizing. The screen moves back to her, friendly, but vaguely concerned people may find this proposition...odd. ]
He gets to eat, and you get eight hours of peaceful, dreamless sleep. Don't worry about disturbing him, he thinks nightmares are tastiest. Any takers?
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[ If she wanted to, she could do so without dragging her Pokemon into it. But she doesn't. ]
Since my roommate was ported out, I've been taking too many naps trying to keep him fed. I just want to take care of him, if it helps you too, all the better.
[> Private just cause]
To be completely honest with you, the offer is quite tempting, though I have insisted thus far on avoiding powers to help aid with my sleep. [Kaneki, Abigail, K31 - his entire cuddle crew usually helps with the nightmares well enough, but they still happen, and now with Kaneki gone on Mars...]
I will keep this in mind as an option, I suppose, if it is an offer that stands.
Re: [> Private just cause]
He'll always need to eat to live, so the offer will always be on the table. Call us any time.
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I thank you. [Pause.] Your Hypno as well, of course. [Always respect the Good Boys.]
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[ He gets a cute Hypno pic. He's polishing his pendulem outside in the grass, concentrating very hard! ]
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