bentspooner: (Luster Purge)
Sabrina ([personal profile] bentspooner) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-09-10 08:29 pm

#002; video

Good evening, everyone.

[ Sabrina is posting late at night, around 11 PM. Not unhealthy-late, but late enough so that most people are probably settling in for the night, not browsing through video posts on the network. Even at this hour, she's put together, glamorous, as if she's timed it strategically for the night crowd. At her side is a yellow goblin-creature that goes by Hypno, about five feet tall, but with thick, sturdy limbs. He's on his best behavior, for once, waving to the camera from their spot cozied up on the couch. ]

Since I've come here, I've learned very quickly of the unpredictable traumas this place has in store. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that, but I can offer some relief. [ Then, the screen moves to show just Hypno, and he gives a biiiiig smile for the camera. ] This is Hypno. He's a Pokemon whose diet consists mostly of dreams. He can put you to sleep, pull your dreams from your subconscious, and devour the psychic energy.

[ Appetizing. The screen moves back to her, friendly, but vaguely concerned people may find this proposition...odd. ]

He gets to eat, and you get eight hours of peaceful, dreamless sleep. Don't worry about disturbing him, he thinks nightmares are tastiest. Any takers?
quickfingers: (☈ z: THAT'S MY DAD)

[personal profile] quickfingers 2018-09-14 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
But I know I could totally be missing it.
The potential is there. This is terrifying? Why don't you think this is terrifying?
quickfingers: (☈ like ew)

[personal profile] quickfingers 2018-09-21 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
If someone mailed you a lottery ticket but you never received it, but it turned out to be the jackpot winner - isn't that a bad scenario? Whether you knew or not??

Can Munch-o tell the difference and only eat nightmares? Like, and leave the good stuff alone??
quickfingers: (☈ clint eyes)

[personal profile] quickfingers 2018-09-23 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
so theoretically he could not. eat. the good dreams.