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maskormenace2018-09-10 08:29 pm
bentspooner) wrote in maskormenace2018-09-10 08:29 pm
#002; video
Good evening, everyone.
[ Sabrina is posting late at night, around 11 PM. Not unhealthy-late, but late enough so that most people are probably settling in for the night, not browsing through video posts on the network. Even at this hour, she's put together, glamorous, as if she's timed it strategically for the night crowd. At her side is a yellow goblin-creature that goes by Hypno, about five feet tall, but with thick, sturdy limbs. He's on his best behavior, for once, waving to the camera from their spot cozied up on the couch. ]
Since I've come here, I've learned very quickly of the unpredictable traumas this place has in store. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that, but I can offer some relief. [ Then, the screen moves to show just Hypno, and he gives a biiiiig smile for the camera. ] This is Hypno. He's a Pokemon whose diet consists mostly of dreams. He can put you to sleep, pull your dreams from your subconscious, and devour the psychic energy.
[ Appetizing. The screen moves back to her, friendly, but vaguely concerned people may find this proposition...odd. ]
He gets to eat, and you get eight hours of peaceful, dreamless sleep. Don't worry about disturbing him, he thinks nightmares are tastiest. Any takers?
[ Sabrina is posting late at night, around 11 PM. Not unhealthy-late, but late enough so that most people are probably settling in for the night, not browsing through video posts on the network. Even at this hour, she's put together, glamorous, as if she's timed it strategically for the night crowd. At her side is a yellow goblin-creature that goes by Hypno, about five feet tall, but with thick, sturdy limbs. He's on his best behavior, for once, waving to the camera from their spot cozied up on the couch. ]
Since I've come here, I've learned very quickly of the unpredictable traumas this place has in store. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that, but I can offer some relief. [ Then, the screen moves to show just Hypno, and he gives a biiiiig smile for the camera. ] This is Hypno. He's a Pokemon whose diet consists mostly of dreams. He can put you to sleep, pull your dreams from your subconscious, and devour the psychic energy.
[ Appetizing. The screen moves back to her, friendly, but vaguely concerned people may find this proposition...odd. ]
He gets to eat, and you get eight hours of peaceful, dreamless sleep. Don't worry about disturbing him, he thinks nightmares are tastiest. Any takers?
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She hits the middle button on one of the pokeballs clipped to her belt, and out comes Hypno. He lets out a nasal cackle and raises his pendulum towards Will, but Sabrina raises her hand in a disapproving motion, and he lets it down with a pout. ]
I'm sorry. He's very enthusiastic. Whenever you're ready.
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[Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that kids in his generation grew up on Pokemon, and kids like him grew up slaying monsters of myth just to get by, he would be a bit more freaked out. But honestly? This is edging on normal for him.]
Should I just...take a seat or something, I guess?
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[ Enough to do it for fun, too, but it wouldn't be a very good public service if she let him hypnotize people wherever. The goblin pouts and crosses his arms, impatient, which Sabrina seems used to, the gentle expression on her face unchanging. ]
Once he starts, you have about three seconds before you're asleep, so wherever you'll be comfortable enough is fine.
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Somewhere he's comfortable? He shrugs after a moment and flops onto the worn out couch--one that has definitely seen better days.]
Ready whenever, I guess...
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