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[generalgrievous]

Who here has actual fighting experience? In battles or in competitions, perhaps.

If you have not - or if you simply wish to spar or refresh your own skills - I am available for classes in various weaponry and dueling. Prices are negotiable and classes can be taken individually or in groups.

[He ignites a lone green lightsaber. It twirls expertly in his hand.]

Whatever your choice of weapon, you can be catered for.

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[shotgunsolutions]

Are you a rave dancer, too? Or just waving the lightstick around for fun?

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[generalgrievous]

This is a deadly weapon.

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[shotgunsolutions]

Is it? It looks like the glow sticks everyone's twirling around on the dance floor of my club once it hits eleven. You should pair it with some necklaces and bracelets. And some blacklight eye make-up. Really bring out that skull and sunken eye look.

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[generalgrievous]

Are you mocking me?

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[shotgunsolutions]

Not at all.

[Maybe a little.]

The right look and you'd be very popular with the Penguin! at the Disco! crowd.


...So what is your 'deadly weapon' capable of?

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[generalgrievous]

It can cut through any substance, including your body.

[It does sound rather like a threat with the growling way he says it.]

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[shotgunsolutions]

Sounds marvelous.

[Either he doesn't understand the threat (he does), or he doesn't care (he doesn't). But he shows no fear of it.]

But bodies are rather easy to cut through. Perhaps you could demonstrate on something more impressive than that?

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[generalgrievous]

If you meet me at Heropa's beach I can give you a proper demonstration.

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[kanyounot]

Is that a lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?

[ He's doing it, he's making the joke. ]

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[generalgrievous]

[He doesn't get it as a joke, taking it more literally.]

It is a lightsaber, of course.

[He doesn't look at all happy.]

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[kanyounot]

[ Grow a sense of humor, my dude!!! ]

It's hard to tell the way you're waving it around. I'd say mine is bigger but we both already know that's true.

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[generalgrievous]

[He still isn't getting the implications.]

Yours?

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[kanyounot]

It's not nearly as fun when the innuendo goes right over your head.

Also did you just, like, forget about that time we fought and I beat you and you went to jail? Because that's just... too bad.

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[generalgrievous]

A Jedi...

Much has happened since that day.

[His brain had been in a different place.]

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[kanyounot]

Yeah, to you and me both, pal. Still, I know I got a new look but I can't believe it's that different.

[metaphorbia]

[ Well David was gonna answer that question, but he's distracted. ]

Is that a lightsaber?

[ He has only the vaguest, non-4th-wall-breaking memories of the Star Wars movies, but that stands out. ]

[generalgrievous]

Of course.

[There have been others around, so he's not surprised that anyone recognises it here.]

[metaphorbia]

Did you make it? Or bring it from home?

[generalgrievous]

I had it with me when I arrived.

I should have four but the others must have been lost upon my arrival. Perhaps stolen by the authorities.

[metaphorbia]

[ Four lightsabers ... David lets out a low whistle. ]

Wouldn't surprise me. I lost all my firearms when I got here too.

[generalgrievous]

Have you been able to reclaim them?

[metaphorbia]

Nope. They're gone for good.

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[d33tached]

[So, Grievous kinda gives D33 the creeps, but what is that strange laser sword he's holding?]

Greetings.

May I inquire as to what weapon it is that you're holding?

[generalgrievous]

It is a lightsaber.

[d33tached]

I see. A weapon common to your world, I assume. It looks quite unlike anything I might have seen in my own.