Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers (
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14. Miser-cheese Loves Company (topped with 3 kinds of cheese)
[Tina decides to do this post in text; otherwise it'd be hard to hide how torn she still is about this idea.]
Mom and I are going to be moving to Heropa soon.
not right away, we need time to pack and find a house and everything, but maurtia falls isn't safe for me any more
I still like it there but i can't defend myself well, and I can't have people around me to protect me 24 hours a day, so it feels like the longer i'm there the more likely it is that something bad's going to happen
so be prepared!! the Tina tornado is going to take heropa by storm!!! and the linda... lightning bolt??
let me know what's good there as far as shopping and entertainment and stuff too
Mom and I are going to be moving to Heropa soon.
not right away, we need time to pack and find a house and everything, but maurtia falls isn't safe for me any more
I still like it there but i can't defend myself well, and I can't have people around me to protect me 24 hours a day, so it feels like the longer i'm there the more likely it is that something bad's going to happen
so be prepared!! the Tina tornado is going to take heropa by storm!!! and the linda... lightning bolt??
let me know what's good there as far as shopping and entertainment and stuff too
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It wasn't an easy choice and i still don't want to leave
but I have to think of my own safety, and my mom's
we're just not cut out to be crimefighters
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Without safety, there can be no civilization. No society. No way to lead a life.
Tell me, was this your proposal, or your mother's?
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it was mine. mom would have gone along with whatever I wanted to do, i think.
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[The Count wouldn't know.]
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but she likes it when my siblings and I are happy
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[Look, all his lairs back home had turrets. He's helping!]
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but a security system isn't a bad idea
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if the turrets end up shooting someone wouldn't we get arrested or something???
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i'm not all that keen on being responsible for the death of another human
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Be reasonable, Tina. Your hesitation is a weakness that your enemies will exploit without any hesitation of their own.
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I need to think about the cost it would have on me, too. i came from a world that was safe. where I didn't have to worry so much about these kinds of things. i can't just to a total 180 and be happy with the idea of killing people
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Did you truly come from a world that was safe? Perhaps your family merely sheltered you from certain realities you were fortunate enough to not face.
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either way I'm not convinced that putting turrets up is a good idea for me
there are non lethal ways to have security