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Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-10-04 01:09 pm

14. Miser-cheese Loves Company (topped with 3 kinds of cheese)

[Tina decides to do this post in text; otherwise it'd be hard to hide how torn she still is about this idea.]

Mom and I are going to be moving to Heropa soon.

not right away, we need time to pack and find a house and everything, but maurtia falls isn't safe for me any more

I still like it there but i can't defend myself well, and I can't have people around me to protect me 24 hours a day, so it feels like the longer i'm there the more likely it is that something bad's going to happen

so be prepared!! the Tina tornado is going to take heropa by storm!!! and the linda... lightning bolt??

let me know what's good there as far as shopping and entertainment and stuff too
dun_moch: (Strike down with hatred)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-07 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fun fact: he totally can! He's just not doing it right now.]

Without safety, there can be no civilization. No society. No way to lead a life.

Tell me, was this your proposal, or your mother's?
dun_moch: (Grave concerns)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-08 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How pleasant it must be to have a parent who heeds your wishes so readily.

[The Count wouldn't know.]
dun_moch: (Grave concerns)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am sure she will be pleased to be in Heropa, then. Even aside from safety, the warmer climate is more agreeable to families in many ways, especially compared to the rain of Maurtia Falls.
dun_moch: (survey)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-11 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Familiarity certainly does bring its own comfort. Do you believe you can find a home within sight of Heropa's waters?
dun_moch: (Sure whatever)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-14 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
How practical of you. What of security? I hope you will still take measures for your safety, even in this new environment.
dun_moch: (stairs)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-16 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Very true indeed. Which is why I recommend you take more precautions. Your powers can be taken from you. And your friends may fail you, if the Porter does not simply send them away.
dun_moch: (Dooku out)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-17 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
A security system for your new home. And perhaps a network of turrets, in case of intruders that cannot be handled with your powers.

[Look, all his lairs back home had turrets. He's helping!]
dun_moch: (Not as planned)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-20 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Without additional defenses, a security system is only a set of eyes to see without a hand with which to halt. But I am pleased that you are considering my suggestions.
dun_moch: (full body)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
The laws that govern imPort lives are weak and poorly enforced. I am living proof of that truth. I would not worry myself with such details, in your place.
dun_moch: (Default)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-24 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet those same humans are perfectly content to be responsible for your own demise, and that of your family. That is the very reason you have had to flee to Heropa, is it not?

Be reasonable, Tina. Your hesitation is a weakness that your enemies will exploit without any hesitation of their own.
dun_moch: (Frown)

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[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-10-28 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ordinarily Dooku might lecture her about naivete but first and more importantly:]

Did you truly come from a world that was safe? Perhaps your family merely sheltered you from certain realities you were fortunate enough to not face.