14. Miser-cheese Loves Company (topped with 3 kinds of cheese)

[continuousgroaning]

[Tina decides to do this post in text; otherwise it'd be hard to hide how torn she still is about this idea.]

Mom and I are going to be moving to Heropa soon.

not right away, we need time to pack and find a house and everything, but maurtia falls isn't safe for me any more

I still like it there but i can't defend myself well, and I can't have people around me to protect me 24 hours a day, so it feels like the longer i'm there the more likely it is that something bad's going to happen

so be prepared!! the Tina tornado is going to take heropa by storm!!! and the linda... lightning bolt??

let me know what's good there as far as shopping and entertainment and stuff too

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[continuousgroaning]

[Tina laughs aloud at that.]

Or they should get to, like, push him into the fountain or something. Just a succession of the rejected ones pushing him in like it's a big dunk tank.

[symphonyinme]

Ooooh, they could make it a real one! Throw a ball and dunk him in some pee-pee. Or a nest of angry bees. Bee-bee!

[What were they talking about, again? Linda is too lost in cackling at this amazing new TV show they are developing. She might write a TV studio a letter to let them host it.]

[continuousgroaning]

That sounds more like a horror show. But it would be an unexpected twist. And I'm sure it would make the rejected contestants feel better. I mean, I know I would, at least.

[symphonyinme]

Yeah, that's what it's about, hun. Winners feel good all the time. It's the people that miss out we gotta help.

[continuousgroaning]

[Feeling a sudden wave of affection for her mother at those words, Tina leans against her and cuddles in as best she can.]

... I love you, Mom. I'm glad you're back.