maskormenace | oo2 ✆ (accidental) voice

Hmm~

[That? that is the sound of Mako concentrating. Of Mako carefully thinking something over. It might be difficult to tell, given just how similar it sounds to her normal air-headed musings, but discerning ears will note the difference, and discerning, familiar ears will note that and be informed enough to be suitably alarmed.]

So...Question 3! "When you are walking at night along a road without sidewalks, you should do which of the following?" ...A. Wear or carry something white, B. Keep your back to oncoming traffic, C. Both A and B, or D. Neither A nor B.

[More thoughtful humming, and what sounds like pencil-tapping.]

Let's go with A! Mataro jumped people from behind alllll the time, and he didn't even have a car. Next one is Question 4: "Which of the following about Pedestrian deaths is—or are—correct?" There's A. In cities, 2 out of 5 people killed in motor vehicle accidents are Pedestrians, and B. Most of the Pedestrians killed in all traffic accidents are teenagers, and C. Both A and B—again—annnnnd D. Neither A nor B. Again.

[A huff, and more pencil tapping.]

Geeze, they could make it a bit more fun!

...maybe C, this time? Well, maybe I should ask Senp—

[The feed cuts off, the wrong button hit at the right time. Again.]

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When walking at night along a road without sidewalks, you should walk facing traffic, so your answer to that one is actually D.

[No, he has no experience with law enforcement at all, why would anyone think that.]

The other one is A.

But if you wear dark colors, then you'll be like a ninja! A ninja in the night! And if you don't have ninja-reflexes to go with your ninja-style, you'll totally be a pancake!

[Holy shit, do not eat sugar and take driving tests, that's what Will is learning here. Still, for how off the wall it comes across as to him, he sounds patient enough.]

Total pancake. [The pancakes are people.] But you're taking the driver test, and it's expecting certain answers. One of the questions you might face should ask what you'd do if you were just walking along the road at night. The answer to that one is the wear or carry something white. You've got a different question, so it's got a different answer. That doesn't mean that you can't wear white or carry it. It's just not the answer they want.

[It's fully possible it is considered a right answer here and Will's giving "how to take your test and also the answers" for no reason.

But hey, look, he has the answers. Original Google Machine sits at the ready, at least in regards to the law.]

What kind of test are you working on?

I'm studying to get a driver's license!

For which state?

Florida!

I hear the test isn't so bad there.

I'm not very good at tests, though... ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू)

So I've gotta work hard!

What the hell is that thing?

Anyway, if you're not good with written tests, study like you are. Make sure you know the material you're supposed to be familiar with. Maybe ask people you know to quiz you ahead of time.

It's an emoji! They're little faces you make with text characters.

That's good advice! Thanks a bunch, stranger!

Right...

[ Why... bother... ]

It's common sense. Try your hardest, and remember to practice with whatever vehicle you're planning to work with in the end. If you mess up, try again. Don't get anyone injured in the process.

They're cute, right?

૮(ᶿ̴͈᷇ॢ௰ᶿ̴͈᷆ॢ)ა✧

I will!

Not really.

You don't like puppies?

... That was supposed to be a puppy?

A puppy or a bunny! Something cute with floppy ears.

I don't get it.

And those are two very different animals.

Is this related to chatspeak at all?

[Hm? Starts up a conversation again. Oh look Mako, someone's trying to get ahold of you.]

Mankanshoku.

Hi, Senpai!

What does your brother jumping people have to do with that question at all? Of course he had no car, he is no where near the age allowed to own a license!

That sounds like a test.

Tests are usually very scary.

You are a brave human.

They are! They really, really are! But if I wanna get a driver's lessons, I gotta power on through!

Driver's lessons?

Oh yeah. You humans can't transform, can you?

Weird.

What are you up to, Mako?

[And why does she have just a slight sinking feeling about it...]

I'm studying to get a Driver's license, Momma!

[Remember your husband, Sukuyo? Remember the man who fathered this child? Who...technically...has a driver's license?]

[She's going to take up walking in the middle of the street, because that's clearly the safest place to be now.]

Study hard! Oh, and don't you need to actually drive for it? You'll need to practice!

For a place where cars can fly, you'd think there would be less of a reason to worry about pedestrians -- unless they're getting hit twenty feet in the air.

Well, we do have people who can fly, after all!

Not enough of them to need new rules about it. Are you studying for some kind of test?

Mako...?

[awkward...pause...]

I could help you study for that.

[this won't make him an accessory to...whatever's gonna happen, right?]

Thank you, Senketsu-chan!

[Well...]

If you're helping, I'll get my license in no time!

Of course.

[wait

what the fuck is he doing

senketsu is clothes

he doesn't know how to drive

he doesn't even know what a clutch is

RYUUKO HALP]

...I wouldn't ask mister Gamagoori for advice, if I were you...

[...hang on a second. She recognizes that voice. And that name. It's kind of hard not to, considering how...excitable she is. Her being here isn't exactly a bad thing, but...from the sound of things it seems like she's studying for her license. That's definitely a cause for alarm.]

...please tell me you aren't studying for your license, Underachiever.

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