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maskormenace2018-10-09 05:15 pm
d33tached) wrote in maskormenace2018-10-09 05:15 pm
X08 | Text/Video | 4am
Have you aseen thsi?
[Insert one blurry picture taken of a TV screen. It's hard to tell what exactly D33's watching, but--]
hoem shoppgin network.
Honeslty, why do es anyone leave theri house? You can evne buy weaponry.
[He turns on his camera then (which he could have just done in the first place), and uses it to zoom in on a set of brightly-colored kitchen knives that the salesperson is currently featuring. A heavily drunken voice slurs behind the camera:]
Incredulous.
[Wait.]
Incredible, I mean.
Obviously.
[There's a pause. Who is he talking to again?]
Goodbye. [The feed goes black.]
[Insert one blurry picture taken of a TV screen. It's hard to tell what exactly D33's watching, but--]
hoem shoppgin network.
Honeslty, why do es anyone leave theri house? You can evne buy weaponry.
[He turns on his camera then (which he could have just done in the first place), and uses it to zoom in on a set of brightly-colored kitchen knives that the salesperson is currently featuring. A heavily drunken voice slurs behind the camera:]
Incredulous.
[Wait.]
Incredible, I mean.
Obviously.
[There's a pause. Who is he talking to again?]
Goodbye. [The feed goes black.]
no subject
Wow. You must be a heavyweight. I think if I drank straight whiskey, it'd knock me on my butt.
[She gives him a smile.]
Next time, I think it'd be better if you let me use it to make a whiskey fudge cake.