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maskormenace2018-10-20 06:31 pm
cigarbribery) wrote in maskormenace2018-10-20 06:31 pm
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You know, [says Foggy, dryly, in the midst of some generically nice restaurant by himself, strangely dressed very nicely with his hair trimmed and combed and his tie fixed,] there's a lot of risks to Internet dating. Creepy strangers. Getting catfished. Unsolicited dick pics. Having a terrible date.
[He turns the camera around, then, to reveal: an empty chair. He turns it back to himself, and lets out a slightly dramatic sigh of resignation.]
Being stood up by your Internet date. [A beat.] Although, I think that falls under the umbrella of "terrible dates" already?
[A quiet chuckle. For someone who's been ghosted by his date, he doesn't seem too torn up about it. Hurt, certainly, Foggy's usual sunny disposition is a little dimmer than it should be, but when he shoots the camera a smile, it's genuine enough.]
So I'm holding a "worst date ever" contest. Rules are: tell me the worst date you've ever had. If it's worse than mine's going and whoever else answers, you get [and he turns the camera around back to the empty seat] this seat that was supposed to go to my date! And dinner, and possibly drinks, on me.
Aaaaand—go.
[He turns the camera around, then, to reveal: an empty chair. He turns it back to himself, and lets out a slightly dramatic sigh of resignation.]
Being stood up by your Internet date. [A beat.] Although, I think that falls under the umbrella of "terrible dates" already?
[A quiet chuckle. For someone who's been ghosted by his date, he doesn't seem too torn up about it. Hurt, certainly, Foggy's usual sunny disposition is a little dimmer than it should be, but when he shoots the camera a smile, it's genuine enough.]
So I'm holding a "worst date ever" contest. Rules are: tell me the worst date you've ever had. If it's worse than mine's going and whoever else answers, you get [and he turns the camera around back to the empty seat] this seat that was supposed to go to my date! And dinner, and possibly drinks, on me.
Aaaaand—go.