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[huetrooper]

so since I got here, every day I've just been going to work, coming home, then passing out while watching action movies in my room

it's boring. life is hecka boring rn

so can someone plz at least help me out by telling me where I can get some dang lightning nachos around here. all I can find are boring regular nachos. what's the point if the sauce doesn't have enough voltage to shock your tongue, that's the best part of nachos??

I just want some excitement even if I gotta get it from snacks :/

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[batburgers]

If you can get to Maurtia Falls I know a spot that sells fully loaded ghost nachos.

[huetrooper]

GHOST nachos?? I've never had those but they sound like MY JAM

I mean. assuming they temporarily turn you into a ghost or something like that. not if they're just plain nachos with ghost shaped chips

[batburgers]

I'm talking about nachos with ghost peppers. If you want to be turned into a ghost, I'm sure there's someone around willing to oblige you. Temporary is up for debate.

[huetrooper]

oh huh

I guess it's kinda cool if the peppers are ghosts... what's the place selling them?

[ It's probably clear by now that Red's used to much more... out there snack choices than anything this universe can provide. ]

[batburgers]

[He's starting to think something is seriously wrong with this person.]

They aren't ghosts. Ghost peppers are a type of food. What the hell do you eat in your world?

[huetrooper]

more interesting stuff than you can find anywhere else, i guess. like, have you really never tried electric food? no laser dipped chips? that's kinda sad. everything is so bland here jeez

[batburgers]

Are you a person or a computer? Serious question.

[huetrooper]

lol. 100% human, baby



okay more like 75%? but the remaining 25% of me isn't a computer I promise. just metal.

[batburgers]

You're part metal and like eating electricity. And I'm supposed to believe you're not some kind of robot.

[huetrooper]

most of the people who eat lightning nachos are 100% fleshy, I swear. they sell em at the bodega where I came from and there was only one robot I ever saw gettin em

[batburgers]

Like being electrocuted and want to eat ghosts. Dying from ghost peppers probably isn't life-threatening enough for you.

Not real dying. Believe me. Just close enough without the violence ending.

[huetrooper]

getting as close to death as I can without dying sounds pretty sweet tbh. always looking for that adrenaline hit. if eating those not-ghost peppers is really that intense I'll go for it

[batburgers]

Have a bathroom or garbage can nearby.

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[ghoulking]

<Are we talking about literal voltage, or just a metaphor?

[huetrooper]

literal

but also metaphorical bc they are...SHOCKINGLY good

[ghoulking]

Is something like that even safe?

[huetrooper]

I ate them at least once a week before I got here and I never died from it, so yeah

...I did get sick a few times, but idk if that was from the nachos or from me generally treating my stomach like a trash pit

[ghoulking]

Probably the later.

I can't help much with the nachos situation since I've never heard of those, but imPorts are known for being pretty ingenuous, so if you have the recipe, I'm certain someone could figure it out.

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[storyseeker]

Do they actually come electrified?

[huetrooper]

yeah. well the sauce is electrified but the chips are normal. but lightning sauce isn't as good on other stuff, like, it's a texture thing I guess.

[storyseeker]

I guess. Food sounds pretty exciting where you're from. And dangerous.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Do you mean actual volts or something spicy?

[huetrooper]

actual volts but it gives ya the same sort of feeling as spicy stuff. like you eat an order of em and your mouth is tingling and it kinda hurts but also you just wanna shove more and more in your face til you explode.

[am_i_a_monster]

I've never heard of that before.  Sounds dangerous, like trying to eat a taser.

I do know how to make spicy nachos.  Mix olive oil, chili powder, and cayenne pepper. Brush it onto tortillas, cut them into wedges, add a little salt, then bake them until they're crisp and golden brown.   

It's best if you make a spicy topping too.  Lots of jalapenos.  If you really want a kick, add Carolina reaper, ghost peppers and scorpion peppers.

[huetrooper]

it is kinda like that, except only your tongue is being tased, which is better than it sounds

even though there's no distilled elemental lightning in your nacho recipe, I'm gonna make a note of it for later, because it sounds freaking delicious. thanks ✌️