text. suck it, hemingway.

[larped]

Crowdsourcing roomba names. Serious responses only.

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[generalgrievous]

Death Disc.

[larped]

That'll be hard to top. A little intimidating for a vacuum, though.

[generalgrievous]

They can be troublesome little droids.

[grandtheftequine]

i thought her name was dolores

[larped]

Fuck off, Ambassador.

[grandtheftequine]

:)

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[tenofswords]

Mary Shelly

[larped]

For Frankenstein?

[tenofswords]

Yes
I named mine Wells
As in HG

[killtime]

"Roomba" isn't a name already?

[larped]

I don't know. Would you name a dog Dog?

[huetrooper]

is there such a thing as a "serious" response to this lol

like are you only asking for serious and distinguished roomba names like Jonathan or Elizabeth or something??

anyway I suggest Jonathan or Elizabeth

[larped]

Well, let's make a distinction here. Jonathan and Elizabeth are serious, but not distinguished. Archibald is distinguished.

[yaaas_queen]

Roomie McFloorFace

[larped]

You know, if they're online, they're probably experts in the art of meme warfare.

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[storyseeker]

Pumbaa.

[larped]

Rhymes are slightly more dignified than puns.

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[crassidy]

dustin
orrr succ u bus
lol get it??

[larped]

Is there a German word that means "impressed but disappointed"?

[ghoulking]

Have you adopted one?

[larped]

Not recently, and not on purpose. It came with the place when I moved in.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Dusty or DJ Roomba.

[larped]

Dusty is good. DJ Roomba seems like I'd be pigeonholing it into a career.

[hellosirs]

Rosie the Roomba? Robbie? Ronaldo? Something alliterative!

[larped]

I was hunting for something dignified and came up with Reginald. Is that too much? It might be too much.