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[ Anyone walking through Heropa is going to see this poster on every street corner, mailbox, or flat surface that Pidge can stick it on. Plus, she's sending the picture to every imPort's communicator so no matter what city someone lives in they'll see it.

Then Pidge's face takes over the screen]

Hey guys, the Green Lion has decided to wander off, which isn't too unusual except that she hasn't been home in a few days [ few weeks more like. But she's not going to admit it's been that long ] and I'm getting worried.

Let me know if you've seen her? Pidge out.

[ The screen blanks out for a moment before the lost poster appears once more. ]

[[OOC: If anyone wants to say that Green was with them feel free. She's able to travel between cities with minimal issue and she's basically just wandering about being nosy. And ignoring Pidge. ]]

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You don't suppose the Lions can get Ported in and out independently from the paladins, do you?

[... ASKING FOR A FRIEND...]

According to the paperwork I got when I arrived she's here as a manifestation of my powers, and I haven't left for a power update or whatever so I doubt it?

I'm pretty sure she just wandered off exploring something and hasn't come home yet. But I'd like to know what she's getting into and where she is.

That does make sense, but it does make me wonder how they can classify these things.

Regardless, I had wondered about it more than once for my own... erm... predicament. The Blue Lion arrived here with Lance, but hasn't been seen for some time. It certainly did not arrive with me.

Still, it should be easier to locate a wandering Lion than one that's in another universe. [She's pouting, though. That is saying so little.]

Maybe this world doesn't want us to have all five lions? So it took pains for us to not all have one? I mean, when I first got here wasn't Shiro here? And Hunk had been here before?

[ Pidge shrugged ]

That, or someone up there has a terrible sense of humor.

That would explain a lot. [And she looks less than thrilled by considering this.]

But what reason would there be to split up the lions, other than to be incredibly rude? Is there some reason why the Porter doesn't want Voltron to form in this world?

[ Pidge just shrugs at Allura ] I have no idea. It could be any reason really.

But maybe you'll be sent home for a couple days and return with Blue?

[ Beat ]

We probably shouldn't wish for that though should we? Since we've basically been kidnapped.

You...lost your lion?

Your giant, robot lion?

You don't think someone could steal one of those, do you?

It's not like she's tied to me!

And I doubt she was stolen. She has all her powers and she hasn't sent any sort of distress over our link. It's all been contentment and joy.

Allura told me you guys were like...psychically linked though.

Can't you feel where she is if you close your eyes and just think hard enough?

She's... not really letting me. [ Pidge just grumbles it out. Because rude Green. Rude. ]

I know she's happy and not in trouble. That's it.

[ Pidge eyes the comm ]

You sure she's not with you? She can turn invisible you know.

Okay, invisible or not, I'm 10000000% sure I'd at least sense the presence of a giant robot lion.

Would I even be interesting enough for her to stalk?

[Okay, now he's looking over his shoulder. There's no way, right?]

That said...maybe she's excited to be on Earth. The Princess did tell me that the blue lion was apparently found here. Maybe she's keen to see what all the fuss was about.

Maybe she's looking for a giant bird to catch and bring back to you as a present.

She is curious about everything, so her just wandering between people wouldn't surprise me. I just want to know where she is.

[ Pidge gains a horrified look at Darin's last statement. ]

Oh quiznak. Do you think? What if it's a bird? What if it's a dead bird? What if it's a dead big thing? Oh quiznak please don't let her be catching me things.

Aw, what's wrong with that? It means she loves you!

[Darin starts laughing. Behind him, the collar of his sleeveless overcoat starts to rise, as if something is picking it up.]

[He blinks, and just like that, he being hoisted off the ground by his collar.]

Huh?! What the hell--

[He turns and there is...nothing behind him.]

[At which point all of the color washes out of his face and he shrieks]

L-L-L-LOOK, WHATEVER I DID TO PISS YOU OFF, I'M SORRY!!! O SPIRIT PLEASE SPARE ME!! MY SOUL DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD!! IT'S PART DEMON KING!!! IT'S SPICY!!! DON'T EAT MY SOUL!!!

[The air behind him kind of shimmers as if light were bending around a distinctly large and lion shaped form.]

HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!! GET A PRIEST!! AN EXORCIST!!! SOMETHING!!! ANYTHING!!!

[Yeah, there's a lot to unpack here.]

[ Pidge is just going to laugh herself into tears. She'd probably react the same is Green ever did that to her, but as it's happening to Darin laughter is a perfectly appropriate response.

The demon king comment does gain her attention, and she tries to ask about it, but she simply can't stop laughing. Her questions will just have to wait ]

PIDGE!!

PIIIIIIIIDGE!!!

WHATEVER THIS THING IS, IT'S GOT ME IN THIS HOLD!! THIS IS THE END!!! GET A PENCIL AND PAPER AND PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN MY LAST WILL AND TESTA--

[He's dropped suddenly with a crash and he scrambles away like a cat that just got hit with a squirt bottle.]

[He tries to, but Green decides she's going to bat him around like a mouse for a second before just squashing him under a giant metal paw. Then she folds her other paw over it and lies down on top of Darin.]

G-GHK...

[Now she decides to uncloak herself.]

...Pidge...

...Think I...found her...

....yaaaaaaaaaay...

[ The tears just stream down Pidge's face even harder. Who'd known that an innocent post about her lion wandering off would result in this? And Darin's reaction was just priceless.

It takes Pidge a few minutes to pull herself together enough to gasp out: ]

She seems to like you.

Oh good.

Great.

She's...really heavy.

[On the bright side, it looks like neither of them are going anywhere for awhile.]

So...if you can come and get her...that'd be.

Y'know. Swell.

I dunno. She looks comfortable. I'd hate to inconvenience her. [ Pidge's tone goes sickly sweet as she addresses Green ] She's just such a good girl. [ Do robotic lions purr? Darin's about to find out first hand!

Pidge chuckles again before she gets herself back under control.

With Darin pinned, it seems a good time to bring up the 'demon king' soul thing. ]

So demon king?

Ah? What?

What about demon kings?

You mentioned it. You said your soul was part demon king and tasted spicy.

How do you know it's spicy?

...I panicked.

I will literally answer any other question aside from that.

[ Pidge just eyes Darin for a moment before deciding to let him off the hook this time ]

You're in Nonah, right?

Yeah, I am. Why?

Well if I have to come get Green I need to know where you are.

Assuming Green wants to come home.

Oh!

Oh, yeah, I'm out back of my house. Nonah #1.

I don't think either of us are going anywhere anytime soon.

Awesome. I can come over tomorrow and get her. For today, just scratch her head and she’ll move in a bit.

...Tomorrow?!

What am I supposed to do with her until then?!

Teach her about the forge? She’s probably just curious,

...Huh.

I've never tried explaining what I do to a lion before.

I guess I could give it a shot.

How will I know if she even cares about what I'm saying?

The Green Lion has an inquisitive nature according to Allura. So I'm sure learning about a new way of making things will interest her.

Allura mentioned that the lions all seem to have different natures. Is that true? I wonder what lion I'd get along with.

[Georgia raises an eyebrow behind her sunglasses. Look, she's adjusting. More or less. But this is... a lot.]

"Forms left arm?" What the hell does that mean?

[ That... probably wasn't relevant to a missing poster. But she was freaking out! ]

Ummm... She's one of five robots who's able to transform into one bigger robot? And she ends up as the left arm?

Look, it's not actually all that relevant now that you've pointed it out. The relevant part is the green robot lion part. She's the only one here that I know of. Have you seen her?

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