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[ Video starts and there is one (1) Kaneki and one (1) Riptide looking back at you. Kaneki gently nods his head as a polite greeting and riptide raises a hand in a light wave.]

Hello everyone, we are making an official announcement that we are currently working to visit Death Island and build a memorial on site for the imPorts who have permanently died there. For those who aren’t familiar with the story, in 2008 a group of teenage imPorts went to the island in order to stop a man who built a Death Ray. I understand the naming is… [ IT’S SOMETHING. ] but the Ray killed seven imPorts permanently. It has been ten years since then, and I think it’s important to remember those who were lost.

--Right, yeah, [riptide leans a little closer to the camera. it’s time to pay attention to him now!!] it’s got a weird name and the history sucks. So, anyway, we already have quite a bit of backing from ambassador Baal, Baelish and senator Hundred. Er-- [he looks down. at his hand, where he’s written this information like a normal person.] --The Airforce, some other native institutions. They sure love their advertising. I’m sure you see where this is going.

The only people left to ask are… [he points dramatically at the camera.] you. Is you? Grammar. You. Give us money for this. Also, yourselves. Please.

[ oh god, no - Kaneki moves in, shoving Riptide away as he tries to salvage this ] He-- isn’t wrong. We need funding to build the memorial, but we also need signatures to show imPorts support this idea. We are also gathering them from natives, who have been very receptive to this idea. [slightly off camera, riptide can be heard mumbling that’s what i said!. Kaneki will ignore him because what else can you do? ]

We want to ask you for your support on this, any kind you can give us. [ he bows gently to the camera ] Thank you so much.

Yeah, thanks-- and if you’re gonna bitch about how this ain’t our problem, I don’t wanna hear it! Put that attitude back in the toilet you fished it out of, idiot! [ and before the feed is cut off you can still hear Kaneki going “Riptide, No-” ]

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Glad to do it, bro!

...As in a rolling stone gathers none?

--No loss? Like moss. But... with an L. The green stuff.

But! Yes, that too. It's multipurpose. Multipurmoss.

[It ain't the same if there's not a rock joke in there somewhere. 😢]

Now you're just putting moss on everything.

[He might be a little biased against moss, it being sort of like a rock fungus.]

Right? I only just learned what it was the other day.

[unfortunately, riptide doesn't twig on it being something korg might not enjoy.]

Well, anyway, I won't speak for Kaneki but personally I'd be delighted to have you on board.

It's kind of invasive, you know?

[Imagine waking up and finding moss growing on you.]

Thanks bro, I'm happy to help.

Oh. Sorry.

[there it is.]

Cool. Hey, did I tell you I got that statue from the Nonah Nightmare thing? Sometimes fake blood comes out her eyes. It's pretty cool.

No worries bro, it's all good.

Woah, really? Why, do you think?

...I mean. I think it's fake blood. I hope it's fake blood.

[he shrugs. guess he'll find out if it's really pretty quick.]

Could be anything. Could be how she was made originally, could be something from the show.

Generally rocks don't bleed, not even living ones like me. So maybe it must be contrived somehow. I suppose I could ask her, yeah?

It's gotta be. You can come and chat with her whenever you want, Korg. Let me know what she says. I hope she likes where I put her.

Where'd you put her bro?

I have a bottom floor flat in Heropa at the moment. I put her facing out the window towards all the trees. Not in danger of getting any moss or anything on her, fortunately.

That sounds nice. I'll bet she appreciates the lack of moss potential.

For sure. This should be a nice geta-- [ugh.] trip at any rate. Hopefully you won't need to be in your human form for the travel.

You mean when go to New Zealand? What are you planning to do?

Other than this? Check out the place. Maybe go to the mainland. Providing I can. You never know with all this red tape.

Oh, that was a general 'you,' sorry. I thought you meant me specifically. I mean, you're much bigger than I am after all.

Oh! I'll have to be in my human form. I might go boat-mode for the last part of it, though! That'd be nice. I'll definitely be able to carry you if you wanna have a go of it.

Though... I don't actually know how you feel about water?

Water's okay bro. I can't drown anyway.

Look at me, I've been around organics so much I was concerned a Kronan might drown! Ugh.

...I mean, someone did try to murder me once by throwing me into water, and I'm a boat, so maybe we're all just bad at thinking about how water works.

Well, I can't swim and I'd sink like a rock [ lol ] so there's that, but it's just more annoying than anything else.

It's fine, I wouldn't let you end up in the water, anyway. Good to know, though.

So, backing up a little, I didn't know you were a boat, bro. How's that work?

Oh, it's something that Cybertronians can do. We all have alt modes, ranging from cars, jets, tanks...

Mine's... a boat.

Woah, that sounds pretty cool bro. Do you like being a boat?

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