What can I say, humans love milk. It's...really not as bad as you keep making it out to be, Allura. I promise.

[He still feels so bad about all of that.]

But if you want to avoid it and still have chocolate, most high-end darks shouldn't have milk in it. But you have to keep with the high-end brands.

[He has to frown though as he spots the mouse dive-bomb the candy.]

So uh, you might want to keep an eye on the mice, I think one of them turned your hoard into a swimming pool of sugar.