That almost makes sense, but... I don't know. Somehow, the labels feel so dishonest now.

[next you'll tell her she will never get to taste a fresh blue raspberry]

Maybe. I don't believe they would necessarily be offended by it, assuming we even brought it up with them. But I'm not sure I could stand the thought of hurting them over this.

Besides, if the Porter is going to be so partial about all this, it might be beneficial to give up the final choice as well.