17. A Horse(radish) Is A Horse, Of Course Of Course

[continuousgroaning]

so I was looking for stuff about horses online as one does and



there's so much wrong with this i don't know where to begin!!! horses aren't parasites but really the biggest issue is why would you want to get rid of a horse infestation

i'd love to have 3 horses living with me



and then there's this!! the trucks aren't THAT bad and once more why would you want to reroute around them when you can look at the horses instead

but then I took this quiz and



ONLY OCCASIONALLY????? jake thinks highly of me ALL the time. at least I hope he does when i don't have oats or apple slices for him

i'd like to know what this website has against horses!

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id reads "psychopomp"

[glowsferatu]

[ Oh no. She can't help it, she's got to play along. ]

Mayhap the horses serve only to distract surrounding drivers
It would guarantee more collisions if theses lack the resolve not to stare at their equine neighborhoods. rather than the road
I have in the past guided many in similar circumstance

[continuousgroaning]

hmm, you do have a point there

i know if I was old enough to be behind the wheel I might be the one who causes a wreck if i saw a horse trailer

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[h2no]

that quiz is pretty funny
i got the same answer!

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[continuousgroaning]

I guess occasionally is better than never

because having a horse NEVER respect you just wouldn't do

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[h2no]

not at all
how is jake?

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[continuousgroaning]

they love him at the new stable because he's always so chill. they don't know he can be a brat when I take him out in public though

[am_i_a_monster]

You wouldn't want an infestation because too many horses would get crowded and they'd be unhappy.

You'd want to go around them, so you can get to the destination first and make sure everything is perfect for the horses when they get there.

I'm sure Jake thinks the best of you.

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[h2no]

in public?

[continuousgroaning]

it's part of his therapy horse training! since he's so small he's training to be one so he still has something he can do if i ever get ported out

so i have to get him used to crowds but sometimes he just decides to dig his hooves in and not move

[continuousgroaning]

Hmmm that's true. it's why Jake doesn't live at home with me. they need a herd, they need space and running water. our house can't provide all of that.

Oh! because my dream IS to own a horse ranch. or at least show horses, and they deserve to be comfortable!

he likes to groom my hair which is a sign of affection, I think! or else sniff my pockets for a treat

[h2no]

awww
small versions of big things are always so cute

[continuousgroaning]

i agree!

i love it when i get to put on his tiny tack. i had a unicorn costume for him for Halloween too

between you and me I think the bigger horses were jealous

[monster_san]

This Earth seems to have become even stranger in the year I've been away.

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[girlybruiser]

Horses living in the house sound fun, but I'd worry about them needing space!
A farm might be nice to live on...

[h2no]

awww tiny tina on tiny jake, i bet your mum loved that
i wouldn't be surprised, but i hope you gave them some carrots after as well!

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[continuousgroaning]

maybe if they were dog-sized horses. A beautiful herd of them the size of chihuahuas!!

or a stable. I board my horse at one and he has everything he needs

[continuousgroaning]

It doesn't seem possible to get any stranger, but it does!!

maybe I just need to stop spending so much time on the internet

[continuousgroaning]

she thought it was the best. I mean, anything my siblings and I do is the best in Mom's eyes, but I never get tired of the enthusiasm :)

oh, he got carrots and some horse cookies too. he was a good sport about it

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[girlybruiser]

Oh, goodness... that would be wonderful! Horses are already such gentle beings, I imagine a herd of them would be the most fun!

[h2no]

ahhh i'm no parent, but i know how it is to be proud of those around you. it's a good feeling for all involved.

good, good. is he jake's friend? stall-mate?

[monster_san]

It can certainly lead you down some strange rabbit holes... or perhaps, in this case, some unknown trails.

[she's pretty sure this is a parody site, having gone to look herself, but let's face it. this earth is weird.]

[continuousgroaning]

it's good to be on the receiving end as well. I've never doubted how much my parents are proud of me. dad's more low-key about it, but i've always known.

horse buddy! Jake has a lot of friends. he's an amicable horse. i really lucked out with him. who'd have thought a prize from a swear-in would have turned out so well?

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[continuousgroaning]

that'd be my dream. Having my own herd and being the horse queen. we could roam where we pleased and run like the wind

[continuousgroaning]

yeah, it's useful for some things, but for others... not so much

i like looking for new recipes and for everything about horses, but then you find stuff like this

[h2no]

[can't relate!]

right?
i'm not going to discount that the magical love of tina helped him flourish into a really good horse....... flower...............

that one got away from me