17. A Horse(radish) Is A Horse, Of Course Of Course

[continuousgroaning]

so I was looking for stuff about horses online as one does and



there's so much wrong with this i don't know where to begin!!! horses aren't parasites but really the biggest issue is why would you want to get rid of a horse infestation

i'd love to have 3 horses living with me



and then there's this!! the trucks aren't THAT bad and once more why would you want to reroute around them when you can look at the horses instead

but then I took this quiz and



ONLY OCCASIONALLY????? jake thinks highly of me ALL the time. at least I hope he does when i don't have oats or apple slices for him

i'd like to know what this website has against horses!

Comments

id reads "psychopomp"

[glowsferatu]

[ Oh no. She can't help it, she's got to play along. ]

Mayhap the horses serve only to distract surrounding drivers
It would guarantee more collisions if theses lack the resolve not to stare at their equine neighborhoods. rather than the road
I have in the past guided many in similar circumstance

[continuousgroaning]

hmm, you do have a point there

i know if I was old enough to be behind the wheel I might be the one who causes a wreck if i saw a horse trailer

[glowsferatu]

Then, for thy sake, I pray thee never takest up the duty of navigating this land's roads
Or, if thou must do so, that horse trailers never cross thy path

[continuousgroaning]

thankfully driving services exist now. and self-driving hovercars. who knew?

i can take all the time to look at horses I want to as long as I'm not the one behind the wheel!!

[glowsferatu]

This is for the best, yes
I suppose I have not explored the numerous automotive options offered on this land, I cannot recall a time I have ever willingly ridden in such a machine

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[h2no]

that quiz is pretty funny
i got the same answer!

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[continuousgroaning]

I guess occasionally is better than never

because having a horse NEVER respect you just wouldn't do

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[h2no]

not at all
how is jake?

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[continuousgroaning]

they love him at the new stable because he's always so chill. they don't know he can be a brat when I take him out in public though

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[h2no]

in public?

[am_i_a_monster]

You wouldn't want an infestation because too many horses would get crowded and they'd be unhappy.

You'd want to go around them, so you can get to the destination first and make sure everything is perfect for the horses when they get there.

I'm sure Jake thinks the best of you.

[continuousgroaning]

Hmmm that's true. it's why Jake doesn't live at home with me. they need a herd, they need space and running water. our house can't provide all of that.

Oh! because my dream IS to own a horse ranch. or at least show horses, and they deserve to be comfortable!

he likes to groom my hair which is a sign of affection, I think! or else sniff my pockets for a treat

[monster_san]

This Earth seems to have become even stranger in the year I've been away.

[continuousgroaning]

It doesn't seem possible to get any stranger, but it does!!

maybe I just need to stop spending so much time on the internet

[monster_san]

It can certainly lead you down some strange rabbit holes... or perhaps, in this case, some unknown trails.

[she's pretty sure this is a parody site, having gone to look herself, but let's face it. this earth is weird.]

[continuousgroaning]

yeah, it's useful for some things, but for others... not so much

i like looking for new recipes and for everything about horses, but then you find stuff like this

[monster_san]

Are you an avid rider, Miss Tina?

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[girlybruiser]

Horses living in the house sound fun, but I'd worry about them needing space!
A farm might be nice to live on...

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[continuousgroaning]

maybe if they were dog-sized horses. A beautiful herd of them the size of chihuahuas!!

or a stable. I board my horse at one and he has everything he needs

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[girlybruiser]

Oh, goodness... that would be wonderful! Horses are already such gentle beings, I imagine a herd of them would be the most fun!

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[continuousgroaning]

that'd be my dream. Having my own herd and being the horse queen. we could roam where we pleased and run like the wind

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[a_good]

Some of the questions on that quiz are pretty unusual.

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[continuousgroaning]

yeah, I wonder who came up with them

someone clearly got paid to write that and I could come up with better questions myself

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[a_good]

Maybe it's supposed to be silly?

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[continuousgroaning]

I never thought of it that way

but I think you're right because I looked around at this site and a lot of their articles are similar

guess they got me!