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[devoutish]

WANTED: 1 courageous soul willing to run weekly shopping errands for this week and the next. Buyer will be compensated for purchased goods and for time spent. Must be able to follow a list. Must have more patience than I do for the modern American custom of swarming the shops en fucking masse during the week before Christmas. Thank you.

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[devoutish]

[Alfie raises an eyebrow.]

If you hadn't, I'd think your life very sheltered.

[cadbane]

This was bad enough you paid someone to fetch your needs.

[devoutish]

Yeah, but it's the sort of bad that's just irritating, that's all. Here you go--

[He hands Bane a cup of tea on a saucer. It's very milky, with two lumps of sugar in it.]