devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-12-17 02:45 pm

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WANTED: 1 courageous soul willing to run weekly shopping errands for this week and the next. Buyer will be compensated for purchased goods and for time spent. Must be able to follow a list. Must have more patience than I do for the modern American custom of swarming the shops en fucking masse during the week before Christmas. Thank you.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know a great woman; give me a couple of hours and I'll have her deliver anything you like. Maybe she'll even get lost on the way home.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-19 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Both? I've been making friends lately and, I don't mind telling you, they're all happy to run a favor or two.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-19 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
They're the sort who ordinarily would prefer to be paid under the shelf. Someone local I met doing business. I can point them your way if you like.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-20 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He provides the business name and number of a nondescript woman in Maurtia Falls.]

Drop my name and she'll be on her best behavior. Of course, if that isn't a bother I can just call Ms. Quinzel...
restingstitchface: (Catty)

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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a lucky man, too. The only thing I can say is if you need help she's a good person to call.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-21 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
I would hardly recommend her were she a fool. But to answer your unstated question, she can be fiercely and unquestionably loyal, often at great personal risk. Of course, there's more to say but I'm hardly being paid for my time, am I?
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hardly! I take being paid to speak someone up as an insult.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-23 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Never did. It's why I've lived so long. A fact you might understand.
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[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-23 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No. A fact for which I'm thankful, considering their penchant for bragging.