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[devoutish]

WANTED: 1 courageous soul willing to run weekly shopping errands for this week and the next. Buyer will be compensated for purchased goods and for time spent. Must be able to follow a list. Must have more patience than I do for the modern American custom of swarming the shops en fucking masse during the week before Christmas. Thank you.

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[melodramagic]

aren't you from the past? at sixteen I was probably married in your time or close to
not that I want to be

[ Mysterious texting man, she likes you already. ]

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[devoutish]

[Well, she's not wrong.]

Sixteen is a bit young for it. Eighteen, maybe.

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[melodramagic]

gosh I can't imagine that
but anyway I promise you that in spite of my young age I am a responsible teenager

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[devoutish]

I've got a niece who's only a bit younger than you, I don't like to think about it any more than you do.

And I will still be considering you for shopping and walking dogs.

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[melodramagic]

[ Ah. ]

sounds good!