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[therewillbeorder]

[It's been a rough week but when the video switches on he's composed, sitting on the couch at home. A mug can be seen off to the side- strong coffee has been what has been getting him through everything. To anyone looking closely, there are dark smudges under his eyes and his posture isn't as stiff as usual.

He cleared his throat before speaking, shifting on the couch.] I'm sure some of you have been assigned ridiculous jobs upon your arrival so I am offering an alternative. I've taken on a few more clients so I need someone to help in the office and with clients.

It's a full-time position, full benefits. No need to make balloon animals or write ridiculous poetry or something else equally inane- the job only entails scheduling meetings, paperwork, and helping the office operate smoothly. Feel free to contact me privately for an interview.

[There is a pause as he gathers his thoughts, taking a drink from the mug. He's pretty much running on caffeine at this point and it's not just coffee in that mug.]

On an unrelated note, I've found myself with some unexpected free time and in my year and a half on this primitive planet, I feel like I haven't had a chance to learn a great deal about this world so I am looking for recommendations- places to see, things to read. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

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[theycalledmeacurse]

[ He's not the only one who's had a rough go of it lately, even if their situations don't exactly compare. He is right about one thing, though — she has been assigned a rather ridiculous job. In another lifetime, she would have loved being involved in extreme sports, but considering her complete lack of physical fitness at the moment, it doesn't exactly seem like the best fit. Sure, she could probably manage it, but...

Well, it's an idea worth looking into, anyway. ]

Have you read anything by Alexandre Dumas? He wrote during the mid-1800s and his works have always been extremely popular.

[ Thank goodness the internet existed on this world so she could confirm that was still the case in this place. ]

Also, I'd be interested in learning more about the position and possibly putting my name forward for consideration.

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[therewillbeorder]

I haven't but I will make a note of your recommendation, thank you. Are you a native of this planet?

[He's not going to apologize for his remarks though. He still finds life on Earth extremely frustrating even after almost two years. Too confining.]

Of course. Perhaps we could schedule an interview for Friday or early next week- I'm looking for someone as soon as possible.

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[theycalledmeacurse]

I'm from Earth, but not this version. Mine was fairly similar though.

[ Until recently, anyway. She doesn't take the least bit offense at his comments about the planet, lord knows what his life had been like before landing here. ]

I've just arrived, so my schedule's wide open. I'm happy to meet you wherever and whenever.

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[therewillbeorder]

Interesting. I've heard there are many other versions of this planet- it seems that the Porter likes to take ImPorts from Earth more than anywhere else.

Let's say tomorrow at 2 p.m. then. I'll attach the address and directions to this text.

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[theycalledmeacurse]

That is interesting. [ And possibly concerning? Something to think about later. ]

Thank you, I'm looking forward to it. [ She is, too, in fact. She's always enjoyed meeting new people, so long as they weren't out to kill or imprison her. ]

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[faithfulson]

[ Oh boy; there's a lot to unpack here. Part of him wanted to warn anyone that would think of going for this 'job opportunity' that it probably wasn't in their best interest, but Luke was fairly certain Hux would prove himself a poor employer before long. ]

[ That last part was a bit more worrying. ]

...something about you having free time is the most concerning thing I've heard this year.

[ This includes back home; Hux is totally worse than the Death Star. ]

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[therewillbeorder]

[Hux could barely resist the urge to roll his eyes at Luke. It had been a while since he had heard from him and he couldn't say he missed him.]

Are you truly that concerned about what I may do with it, Skywalker?

[He scoffed with amusement, shaking his head.]

Don't worry, I would always find time for you.

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[faithfulson]

It's not hard to imagine what kind of trouble you could get yourself into.

[ Thank the stars there weren't any super weapons laying around. That they knew of, anyway. ]

I'm certain I could find time for you as well, if need be.

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[therewillbeorder]

I'm so very touched that you would make the time for me.

[Look at him pretending to be nice!]

I think you have a bit of an overactive imagination. Perhaps you need something to occupy your time and make the most of it while you can.

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[ghoulking]

What kind of literature would you prefer? There are many different types, after all.

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[therewillbeorder]

I've never had a chance to do much reading in my home galaxy before aside from reports. Here I've only looked through books that contained a history of the planet.

[There is no such thing as having hobbies in the First Order.]

Aside from that, I honestly wouldn't be able to tell you what kind of literature I prefer at this point.

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[ghoulking]

I'm certain you have preferences, you just haven't realized. Even in your life, it's usually translated there. [ but well, book suggestions without knowing a person, what they like and dislike, what they find interesting or not, usually ends with the other person being bored and not really enjoying it kaneki has Feelings about books

But anyway, since random book suggestions is what this person is looking for, then: ]

I suppose I can suggest Paprika by Yasutaka Tsutsui.

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[therewillbeorder]

I looked up this book and it looks rather interesting, I've never read anything like it so I'll have to try it.

Have you read it yourself? [He's willing to give anything a try. Recently he's realized that outside of his life's work he never really forged an identity aside from his duty.]

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[justlittle]

What's the nature of your business?

Also do you have an age requirement?

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[therewillbeorder]

I'm a corporate consultant- I devise strategy and provide recommendations.

I am looking for someone who is an adult since the position will require working with clients and handling their confidential information.

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[justlittle]

Never mind then.

[ Bean thinks he's more than qualified for such a job, though he's never worked in the corporate sector before, but he knows that it wouldn't look good to have your personal assistant be a child. ]

Per your other request, whenever I'm bored I try picking up a book in another language and seeing how much I can teach myself. C'est très interessant.

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[therewillbeorder]

Does learning other languages actually come in usual? Surely there are translators that provide that service?

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[consulinchief]

What exactly would the job entail?

[Roland isn't actively looking to change careers, but he isn't necessarily looking to stay as a public speaker forever either.]

And as for books... what are your tastes?

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[therewillbeorder]

Office duties such as copying, preparing invoices, sorting mail, answering phone calls, and working with clients in scheduling and answering basic questions.

As for literature...I've never actually read here any aside from basic history books of this planet. Leisure reading wasn't something that I was able to do back in my home galaxy.

[consulinchief]

And what exactly is it you do, Mr....

[He can read the ID, but he's old-fashioned.]

Never? Well... [There's a pause as he really considers this.] In that case, my recommendations are Fahrenheit 451, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Murder on the Orient Express or And Then There Were None, Pride and Prejudice, Rosemary's Baby, and The Color Purple. They cover several genres so you might find something you like.

[therewillbeorder]

Hux. I'm a corporate consultant- I come up with strategy, make recommendations on business practices, and consult on mergers, downsizing and the such.

[So polite! Definitely a point in Roland's favor.

The mention of 'murder' in one of the books gets his attention and that is going to the top of his list. No reason.]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? I thought the natives on this planet have only ventured to the nearest moon.

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[articulations]

You have too much free time? Now that's a terrifying thought.

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[therewillbeorder]

I was going to do anything to you, princess, do you think work would have kept me from doing that?

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[articulations]

Some thing kept you in check, Hugs. [ A pause. ] Sorry— Hux.

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[therewillbeorder]

[In the driest tone ever.]

Aren't you creative and clever using a joke no one has ever used before.

I'm blown away by your wit and ingenuity.