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[plentystrong]

[ The feed clicks on, showing a very disgruntled Catra.]

Hey, network or whatever. Here's a little PSA for everyone in this city. No, scratch that, everyone in this whole entire place:

My ears? [ With one hand, she points at one of the large cat ears protruding from behind the mask framing her face. ] My tail? Are NOT to be touched. And I better not catch you gawking at me or [ she punctuates the following words with by moving her index finger in a jabbing motion toward the camera ] you. will. regret it.

I get it, you've never seen a person with a tail before - great, now get over it and mind your business. Am I making myself clear?

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[bragnificent]

Look, is it really that bad when you can just kick their asses on camera and then get paid every time people watch it, though?

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[plentystrong]

That does sound tempting, but I don't wanna deal with all that... [ She shudders. ] fetish... stuff.

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[bragnificent]

I mean, that part's still only hypothetical. [ ... He assumes. ] Though it's up to you.

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[plentystrong]

How hypothetical? Like, what are the chances?

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[bragnificent]

I dunno-- it's just a guess, like, do I look like I'd have personal experience?

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[plentystrong]

You're the one who brought it up!

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[bragnificent]

Yeah, just that your videos would probably get a lot of views from people who like watching super-powered chicks kick ass, but I wouldn't know how many of them are getting turned on by it.

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[plentystrong]

[ The words super powered chicks kick ass are a balm on her soul, the words turned on... less so. ]

How likely are they to let me know? Cause, I could deal with being known as a "super-powered chick who kicks ass", as long as they keep all that other stuff to themselves.

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[bragnificent]

You'll probably be good as long as you don't read any of the comments. Even I get weirdos, but you learn pretty quick to just tune them out.

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[plentystrong]

Wait, so you're already doing this... tube thing?

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[bragnificent]

A little. I'm on instagram and bwitter a lot more, though. Less effort.

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[plentystrong]

Wait, there's more of these things?

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[bragnificent]

What, social media? Oh yeah, tons. There's an app for pretty much anything you can imagine.

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[plentystrong]

So this bwitter and instawhatever are all called... "apps"? Listen, it's not like we don't have tech at home, but this is all very different.

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[bragnificent]

Yeah, more or less, but it is kind of hard to explain. It'd be easier to show you.

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[plentystrong]

Nah, I'll figure it out. I'd rather know more about what kind of stuff is popular on these... "apps".

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[bragnificent]

You mean like what content? Cuz it really depends on the app and your audience, usually.

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[plentystrong]

So you gotta make different stuff for each app? Sounds like way too much effort.

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[bragnificent]

Well yeah, all the apps do different things. Like some you just have to post photos or little clips to, or you write about whatever you're thinking or doing in 140 characters-- y'know, that sort of thing.

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[plentystrong]

Why 140? That's so random.

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[bragnificent]

Actually, it's 280 now. I forgot they raised it.

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[plentystrong]

Is there any point to that?

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[bragnificent]

Yeah, the point is not to talk too much. That's not what the app is for.

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[plentystrong]

But it is... for talking?

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[bragnificent]

Mostly for posting info and life updates. Just go look at it and you'll get the idea.