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[fridgeflower]

So, I got linked to a bizarrely elaborate "Which imPort are you?" quiz online, and I took it three times and did not get myself as an answer. So I'm either wildly different from the image of give off, or I'm not on here at all.

So much for the clout of being Insta/Bwitter verified, huh?

Anyway, what's the wildest public perception you've encountered about yourself? I know imPort fandom must have entertainment fodder for days. Please prove me right.

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[nightmarist]

I don't know if it's the wildest, but people keep assuming I'm a vampire.

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[fridgeflower]

I think it'd be more wild outside of the context of... Well, practically anything's possible when you've got people coming in from the multiverse. There are vampires. Point of fact.

Plus, you're pale and dark-haired and handsome. Sharp features... I definitely wouldn't be shocked if you were a vampire.

[nightmarist]

I'm just fucking Irish.

And a practicing Catholic, which would probably be super uncomfortable if not outright fatal to someone with vampiric physiology? I guess there's a lot of wiggle room with the specifics of the lore around here, though.

[sanguinespell]

I mean.... [ just saying, ronan. ]

[nightmarist]

You're one to talk.

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[minorgod]

[ Laurie gets a notif about Yato's account following her Bwitter about the same time this message comes in. ]

Sometimes people just picture us how they want, not how they are. I wouldn't worry too much about it!

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[fridgeflower]

[ Welcome aboard, Yato! Hope you like talking about books and the occasional pun! ]

Oh, I'm not worried. I'm mostly joking about the clout thing.

I'm just curious, really. I thought I was pretty easy to read, but now I'm wondering what my fandom characteristics are. And what everybody else's are.

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[minorgod]

[ His is mostly just absurd selfies and an odd lack of followers, given that he's an imPort. ]

Famdom sees what they want to see. You should see the ones that crop up around more well-known gods, it's wild.

[ He definitely has contributed some doujinshi. ]

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[plentystrong]

People keep insisting I must have some kind of romantic... thing with various people. I didn't even do anything!

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[fridgeflower]

Yeeeeah. That's one of the weirder things they do.

The least they could do is not tell the imPorts in question about it.

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[plentystrong]

Seriously! Keep it to yourselves! And definitely don't put someone's face on the cover of some gossip magazine without asking them. Like, how did they even get that photo?

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[goldtoxicity]

[ He freezes at the message, stopping what he's doing to listen. He's not sure if they're in a good place for joking. And, you know - the last time they spoke he couldn't stop himself from blabbing.

But on the other hand, he's still so happy to see her existing and well that he can't not. ]

I think they expect some kinda zen buddha and then I open my mouth and all the Queens comes out.

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[fridgeflower]

[ It's all totally fine, right??? Now that the initial confrontation is over, there's just the slowly finding equilibrium to worry about. Simple. Easy.

OOF. ]

I'm still surprised that "zen" is something you're even going for.

You probably get a lot of attention, though... You doing park yoga or something? Wearing exclusively sweatpants?

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[goldtoxicity]

I think I outgrew "zen", I've got a more yin and yang thing going now. But I definitely wore nothing but white all sophomore year.

[ He actually just looks like your average early twenties hipster today. Beanie, open hoodie, a terrible graphic t-shirt. He's making an effort to look y'know, like a person.

And he's pretty sure there's a law in the handbook of exes that says you're not allowed to video call if you look anything other than presentable. ]

I might once spring rolls around. [ He's kidding, mostly. ] I gotta do something in my down time, why not entertain hipsters and bored moms?

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[mostlyprofessional]

My ex and I broke up partially because he was in love with someone else. Who do people here 'ship' me with? I'll give you a clue: Not my ex.

[Far from sounding bitter about this, Chloe is genuinely amused.]

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[fridgeflower]

Well, that's probably good under the circumstances, right? It'd probably be really annoying for people to insist you belong with somebody you've already dated and broken up with for good reasons.

[mostlyprofessional]

Oh, no, that would at least make more sense. I'm friends with this woman, but she's not remotely my type.

[cassassin]

People think I'm deaf? Or don't speak much English.

[ well. technically english is her second language, but. not in the typical way. ]

Who did you get?

[fridgeflower]

Tina Belcher, Padme Amidala, and parallel-universe Rogue.

I understand the EFL possibility more than the deafness, though... I guess the whole reason behind either of those is that the general public doesn't see you interacting with others often.

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[alreadywon]

Links or it didn't happen. I want to know what imPort I am.

[fridgeflower]

[ Have a forwarded link! It's definitely happened. ]

Let me know how it goes. Is the inaccuracy universal, or is it just me?

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[khajidont]

Okay, but that means I gotta know: who did you get?

[fridgeflower]

Padme Amidala, Tina Belcher, Rogue.

So not horrendously off-base, maybe, but... It's no Laurie Collins.

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[dragony]

Some kids ran my name through a translator and came to the conclusion that the Porter made me human.

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[fridgeflower]

Ooh, that's a good one!

I think that's happened before, right? With dragons, specifically. And plenty of giant robots?