video; id reads as stephanie brown | n/a

[giveaway]

Hey. Good morning. Or good... whatever it is when you're viewing this. I don't know, you do you.

[Steph yawns because guess what? It's morning when she's recording this. She waits a moment, trying to remember what she's supposed to say next.]

Oh, I'm Stephanie. Steph's cool too. And I'm new here which should be fairly obvious? 

[Another yawn.]

Onto business. The job they gave me here is at an escape room and I'm thinking why not do an ARG to bring in the customers? So here's the thing: you've escaped your room, I haven't escaped mine. In order to win, you need to bring me coffee and breakfast. Otherwise I'll die because I'm trapped in here. Got it?

Goooooooooo!

[About a minute later, she posts another video:]

Wait, don't like actually try and find me? Cause that's creepy.

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private video;

[cassassin]

I could bring breakfast anyway.

same hat

[giveaway]

When have the rules ever applied to you?

[cassassin]

Been a long time since they have. [ she's already grabbing her car keys. ]

Requests?

video;

[pullsheavendown]

What's an escape room?

[giveaway]

Basically, you get locked in a room and then there's puzzles and stuff and you've gotta escape?

[pullsheavendown]

That sounds like jail.

voice;

[plentystrong]

I don't understand half of what you just said, but it sounds like maybe you should look for a new job.

[giveaway]

I mean, I haven't gone to work yet so maybe it'll be awful, but... it sounds pretty fun?

[plentystrong]

I'm just saying, if your job has to do with escape but you're that bad at escaping... maybe look for something else.

[ She's trying to insult you, Steph! Because she's that kind of asshole. ]

audio; private

[alreadywon]

[Well.

This is... unexpected, and Tim ends up rewatching the video a couple times to confirm that, yes, that is Steph, she is here, and she looks... more or less how he remembers her.

He ends up switching on audio because he kind of looks like he's been in a depressive slump for the past week, which is entirely accurate but maybe not the visual he wants Steph to have right now.]

I'm not sure that really counts as an ARG.

private video

[giveaway]

[Well.

There's no way for this to not be awkward, but she'll try her best?]

It's a joke, Tim. And consider your reality augmented.

audio;

[deformer]

I only do ARGs that end with unlocking a sick-ass trailer. Is this gonna unlock a sick-ass trailer and if so, what for?

[giveaway]

... the escape room? Maybe.

video, id says 'doreen green'

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Sooo... in this case, would giving you recommendations for good coffee and/or breakfast joints be like clues to your figurative escape room?

[giveaway]

Well, I'm not gonna say no to any recommendations. And recommendations in De Chima might even be worth bonus points.

audio

[obediences]

What's an ARG?

[giveaway]

Alternate Reality Game.

text.

[marxionette]

What's an ARG? And are you okay?

[giveaway]

It means Alternate Reality Game. And I'm fine, don't worry! Unless one of you guys does decide to be a total creeper...

video;

[heliophilic]

What a weird way to demand free breakfast.

[giveaway]

Yeah? How would you do it?

video;

[unglitch]

Hey Steph! Name's Sora. [ Not to be confused with another, taller Sora which he doesn't think about differentiating from. ] I'm still pretty new here too.

ARG? So is this escape room thing some sort of game? You know, I can just bring you the coffee and breakfast if you're starving. We don't have to make it a competition!

[giveaway]

Nice to meet you, Sora!

Buuuut I'll have to disagree on the competition part. Cause competitions are fun. And technically speaking, someone on this post has won?

video

[honeybadgered]

[Gabby is already halfway out the window, a paper cup and bag in her hand. She scowls at the camera.]

Why'd you say to find you if you didn't want us to find you? I was gonna win!

[giveaway]

[She can't even be angry this time because a kid almost jumped out a window for her]

Sorry. I'll try and be clearer in the future? Also, someone already won. So. Double sorry.