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[youarespecial]

[The video opens up to a man holding up his device, standing next to Jonathan Walsh. The other someone appears to be human, but it'll soon become clear that he's nothing of the sort. Jonathan is wearing his human skinsuit. The newcomer speaks.]

Hello, everyone. My name’s Kurt, I’m a Reptilian, and I have zero interest in the Reptilian invasion of Earth these days. Even if Jon and I weren’t the only ones of our kind here, I’d still have zero interest in the whole invasion thing.

So yeah, you guys got nothing to worry about.

[Jonathan, standing next to Kurt, waves.]

Hi, everyone! I'm just here to back up everything Kurt's saying and to let you all know that he's an okay guy!

And if anyone sees a short gray alien with a big head or a tall guy with long white hair and an accent, send them our way.

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[plentystrong]

See, you say you're a reptilian, but I don't see any scales on you.

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[drivesadesk]

Oh, that's because we're wearing our skinsuits.

[To demonstrate, Jonathan grabs a piece of skin near the neckline and peels it up, revealing the shiny green scales underneath.]

See?

[plentystrong]

[ ... ]

Well, that explains it.

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[youarespecial]

[Kurt pinches a bit of skin near his neck, then peels off his mask to reveal his real, Reptilian face.]

How about now?

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[plentystrong]

Ugh! I don't need to see it twice!

[ Seeing someone peel their skin off is a bit creepy okay. ]

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[youarespecial]

[Kurt chuckles at Catra's reaction.]

You asked.

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[plentystrong]

Yeah, but your buddy showing me was enough.

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[youarespecial]

Why should he get to have all the fun?

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[h2no]

Yo, Jon! You got a pal, huh?

[that's... really good, actually.]

You know each other back home, I take it? Glad you got someone on your side.

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[youarespecial]

You must be one of Jonathan's humans.

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[h2no]

I-- I think the word you're lookin' for there is friend. He doesn't own me, or anythin'.

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[youarespecial]

Whatever. Point is, Jonathan told me he's got himself a little human posse. And one non-human, but since you're not gray, you're obviously not that.

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[h2no]

Nope, all human here. Who's the grey guy?

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[youarespecial]

Jonathan said he was something called... oh man, what was it? It was something weird. Dumas, Dunnar, uh... oh yeah, Dunmer! Jonathan said he's a Dunmer.

From the way Jon described him, he's not the other gray alien we know.

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[drivesadesk]

We do! I don't have a lot of people on my side back home, but I have a few and he's one of them.

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[h2no]

That's good. Starting the revolution, huh? How'd you get him over?

[drivesadesk]

Basically, he just wants to be able to leave Earth. He'd rather not be near a planet with cars.

[h2no]

Can't blame him, but why cars specifically?

[drivesadesk]

He was hit by one. Speaking of which, if you see him around, could you keep an eye on him, make sure he doesn't wander off into traffic or something? He doesn't really get earth stuff.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[Jacob's smiling in the video.]

Welcome to this version of Earth, Kurt. It's good to meet you. I'm Jacob. I've known Jonathan a while.

[It's past time Jonathan got a friendly face from his home here.]

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[youarespecial]

Oh yeah, I think Jonathan mentioned you. How is it that so far everybody's taking the whole Reptilian thing pretty well?

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Guess Jonathan's made a great impression for you guys. And people have been used to alien imPorts in general for a while.

[Jacob looks thoughtful a moment.]

Kurt, huh? I think he's mentioned you too. Something about having an issue with cars.

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[youarespecial]

Yeah, I had a little incident back in my world. I - CAR!

[Kurt has the good graces to look embarrassed.]

Sorry. That happens sometimes.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[Jacob blinks. That was intense.]

It was that bad, huh? I'm sorry.

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[youarespecial]

I'd be happy never seeing a car again. But it looks like I don't have much choice in the matter right now, since this planet is filled with them.