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[goodtobebad]

[ The person on the video looks like he's trying way too hard to look casual. Dressed in black, with red hair that clearly has a lot of product in it, and sunglasses on indoors which just make him look like even more of a tool, he's sprawled lazily on a sofa. He sounds British*. ]

So, being kidnapped to another dimension is great and all, yippee, just what I wanted this week, good to see America is just as tedious in this dimension as in mine, but - there's really only one question worth asking, here.

Where can I get a decent drink?





[ *He's not, since Hell isn't in Britain. ]

Comments

[goodtobebad]

Didn't skip anything. In the beginning, let there be light, all that.

Prehistory is a joke. Literally, God thought it'd be funny.

[dragony]

Mmm. Well, I suppose you'll have that in common, with this world. The strange sense of humor of the powers that be.

[goodtobebad]

Unknowable beings tend to be that way, yeah. I'm not surprised in the least.