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[hisfavoriteson]

[That's it. That's the post.]

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[donkeyballs]

[ Alex squints at the screen. What in the...? ]

Heads up, Hoss, I think you might have left your phone on when you went to put it in your pocket.

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[hisfavoriteson]

No I didn't. I meant to post that.

[heliophilic]

⛈😴❌🧟

[hisfavoriteson]

I don't see what that has to do with my question.

[gigue]

do you play piano?

[For all that she is more or less a millennial, Vanya does not have any emoji game.]

[hisfavoriteson]

I do. When I have one. Which I do not, currently.

[dragony]

The devil's name is keyboard?

[hisfavoriteson]

No, I'm looking for a piano.

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[cantgetanyworse]

What are those little pictures?

[Jane is from 1912 and does not know emojis. Please teach her.]

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[hisfavoriteson]

They're a pictographic representation of language. You can send someone a picture instead of having to type words.

[crassidy]

👉👌🍆💦💦

[hisfavoriteson]

That is not an answer to my question.

[hampire]

🧛‍♂️ 🎵 ❓

[hisfavoriteson]

I've never met a vampire before. The harp's not really my style, but I suppose it could work.

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[goodtobebad]

🐍🎸🔥🔥🔥

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[hisfavoriteson]

I don't need a guitar, but we combined that with the harp above, we could have quite the ensemble.

[Yes, he's willfully ignoring whatever else that comment may be implying.]

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[bookshopped]

[Oh! Oh! Emojis! Crowley just taught him about these!!]

👼🎶🎤⁉️

[He's still learning clearly.]

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[hisfavoriteson]

What fun is a piano if there's no singing too?

Not the angelic kind though. That's boring.

[am_i_a_monster]

➡️👤🎹⚡?

[hisfavoriteson]

I'm looking for one. Do you know where I can find one?

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[justlittle]

This entire post is a stunning example of human stupidity.

[ Never mind the fact that half the people replying aren't human. ]

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[hisfavoriteson]

I'm not human.

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[lesterzeppelin]

If I'm interpreting that right, I sell pianos at my store in Heropa.

[hisfavoriteson]

Excellent! Now I'm getting somewhere. What's the name of your shop?

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[stlg13bomber]

Ooh! I love these puzzles!

👀😱⛪📅

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[hisfavoriteson]

Yes, churches are scary. What does that have to do with finding a piano?

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[obediences]

[ He really should just let this post pass and go by. But the whole thing -- and so many of the responses to it -- feel like a goddamn puzzle that Luther can't solve, and he is baffled. ]

The piano is on fire?

not here

[deadlycurves]

[But, while Diego doesn't feel like it's personally worth his time to try and puzzle this out, he is just as confused as Luther by this, and is quietly WTFing with his brother about this nonsense on this side of the screen. Things like "What the fuck does that even mean?" and "Why are you even trying to talk to this asshole anyway?" are definitely being thrown around.]