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[bookkeeper]

So. Asking for a friend here: bachelor party ideas.

Anything and everything goes* The more the better. Lay it on me.



*HEALING REGENERATION FRIENDLY? nothing too dangerous or thrill-seeking since not everyone can heal themselves

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[threeisapattern]

someone's gonna say strippers so I'm just gonna say it

[ok actually as much as his teenage hormones approve of strippers, he doesn't know how he'd feel about that re: Elena?? but also, hormones]

idk man what would your Friend(TM) really want to do if it came down to it

[bookkeeper]

[ Strippers. There it is. BOUND TO HAPPEN. ]

My Friend(tm) might not be so keen on strippers. You can see those any day of the week. Even during lunch breaks.

[threeisapattern]

well now you're just bragging about your being over-eighteen-ness

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[fridgeflower]

I don't know if I have any great ideas, but I do know a healer who'd probably LOVE to supervise a bachelor party.

Just in case you really wanna wrestle alligators or go BASE jumping or something.

[bookkeeper]

BASE jumping? That sounds more intriguing than wrestling alligators.

Who’s the healer?

[fridgeflower]

Josh Foley. He's made a couple of healer-relevant PSLs on the Network. Shiny, gold dude.

So you can BASE jump to your heart's content. I, personally, could never.

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[purestwave]

A party? How fun!

Will you be staying inside the whole time or would you like to visit various places with your group?

[bookkeeper]

I suppose that depends on the activities. Getting out could be fun. But so could staying in.

[purestwave]

I also read online that parties could be themed.

But that's more for small children and tweens. Your age group probably is a lot older than that, huh?

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[heymisterj]

How am I supposed to help when you don't want anything too dangerous or thrill-seeking?

Is this a bachelor party or a tea party?

[bookkeeper]

Could be either or.

Let’s hear the dangerous/thrill seeking ideas though.

[heymisterj]

Are you trying to take advantage of my unparalleled genius?

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[stlg13bomber]

I've heard about ones where you get a girl to jump out of the cake. 🎂 👯 I don't know how you get her in there, though. 🕵

[bookkeeper]

There’s gotta be a trap door on the bottom. Maybe. Wouldn’t know though since I’ve never had the experience of a girl busting out of a cake.

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[lesterzeppelin]

Depends on the kind of guy your groom is, right?

Like, I would love a good bar crawl or a really good concert, but if your guy's not into alcohol or music, it wouldn't do much.

[bookkeeper]

He'd be down for alcohol. Some beers never hurt a good night out.

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[h2no]

can't go wrong with a boat party

[bookkeeper]

A boat party.

[bookkeeper]

What if everyone gets drunk SO DRUNK that they can't steer the boat?

[bookkeeper]

Have you ever tried to swim while drunk? Pretty sure your chances of drowning are 100% higher and if it's at night?

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[storyseeker]

You know I can see this, right?

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[bookkeeper]

[ Nathan Drake stares into the camera. ]

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[bookkeeper]

[ Nate stares down at his phone. Wait, she can see his post? That's not right, he'd made sure to filter her out. NOT that he was keeping secrets, cue awkward laughter, cause Nathan Drake never keeps or will keep secrets from the woman he's marrying (has married in the far future). Awkward. Laughter.

He double checks the privacy setting. Huh. ]

NO YOU CAN'T!

[ That's right, he's shouting through the house from where he is in the living room to wherever she is. ]

text; ICly at the actual time not a week later with Starbucks

[mostlyprofessional]

Nate, darling, are you planning your own bachelor party here? You know I'm happy to throw you one.

text; mmmm BUX

[bookkeeper]

Oh I know you are. I'm just not sure what you had in mind.