text | un: harley quinn

[madlove]

Let's say some anonymous weirdo on the internet offers you a demonstration of how they can "make your dreams come to life". And then gives you a random address to show up at. Note: there may or may not be mental experimentation involved.

Do you go or not?

I'm leaning towards definitely go.


More importantly: what does a gal wear for this kind of event?

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text | un: joker

[criminallysane]

So. Are you going to be selling cosmetics door-to-door, buying a timeshare, playing government guinea pig, working an adults-only phone line gig, or just getting in on the ground-floor of a can't-miss investment opportunity?

I mean, they all sound like winners, but...

[madlove]

I was hoping for essential oils. Those things sell like hotcakes. And they cure everything.

text;

[usaf]

[ This looks like a trainwreck waiting to happen. ]

Business casual, probably?

[madlove]

Yeah, I don't own any of that.

Text | UN: TheSaneHousemateApparently

[helpdesk_hero]

You. Don't. Go!

[madlove]

I'm gonna need you to calm down before you stress out so bad you require medical intervention.

[ID: Selina Kyle] TEXT ▸

[catlady]

You're kidding, right?

[madlove]

I most certainly am not.

MMS

[hatestrashcans]

[madlove]

To flip this on its head: this is also a good way to find someone to murder.

text | dr. crane

[restingstitchface]

You call the police.

[It might be serious advice or a friendly joke. Who knows?]

[madlove]

Where's the fun in that?

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[plentystrong]

Well, you are definitely gonna get murdered.

[madlove]

Definitely is a pretty strong word there.

text | un: lester papadopoulos

[lesterzeppelin]

I wouldn't.
Pretty sure that's either how you die or join a cult

[madlove]

Surprise! That's the point.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Wear something that can conceal a lot of weapons.

Re: text

[madlove]

Why... why would I conceal them?

[crypdick]

Maybe the others are right, and there is danger at the other end of that mystery. But isn't there a danger in not going? The lingering questions that play on your mind, the regret.

Or maybe it would just be incredibly dull to ignore it.

[madlove]

This guy gets it.

Also, I bet there'll be snacks. What kind of host or hostess doesn't serve snacks?

[constantdick]

[madlove]

For me? Or for the person inviting me?

Oh oh oh! Or matching shirts for both of us?

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[tricksterofasgard]

of course you go

bring a few daggers

[madlove]

I never leave home without them, you kidder.

un: batgirl

[giveaway]

yeah don't go
so like sweats and a t shirt while staying at home sounds like the proper attire

[madlove]

No I’m definitely going at this point.

And am trying to figure out why everyone seems to own such boring clothes.

text | un: no ordinary girl

[justaddh2o]

Hell no you don't go! Are you kidding? You're joking, right? That's so dangerous.

[madlove]

Do you know a lot of people joke about that sort of thing where you’re from?

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[biochemastery]

Did me make it personal? Show he cared? Show he was interesting enough to bother with? If so, go. Take everything he offers and keep it for yourself.

If not, send a minion.

[madlove]

What if he’s offering candy.

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[desmodusdraculae]

Body armor.

[Because that sounds like the most obvious trap in history.]

[madlove]

Do you have any extra Kevlar?

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[drivesadesk]

Honestly, if they're abducting you for mental experiments, they won't care what you wear. Dress in whatever you feel comfortable in.

[madlove]

I really believe in wearing my Sunday best for mad scientists and internet creepers.