Accidental public video

[hisfavoriteson]

[He meant to send this only to Chloe, but in his hurry, he forgot to double-check that he'd made this private. So the whole network sees him holding a cat out at arm's length, as though he's trying to keep it from touching him.]

It followed me home and now it won't leave me alone. How do I get it to leave me alone?!

[Sorry, Lucifer, but we've got news for you.]

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[privatepurchases]

[Amused snort. Very amused snort.]

Beasts of the field. Though cats have always kind of been their own thing. When did it start following you?

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[hisfavoriteson]

Beasts of the field were never my job.

On my way home from work.

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[privatepurchases]

If only I had packed my trumpet and the choirs of heaven before dropping in.

Perhaps it likes your company. I have found having a pet very beneficial. It took a great deal of convincing and if my pet decides to leave it is of course free to do so.

The simplest answer to getting rid of it is to tell it to go away. Or push it harshly . I don't advocate doing so but if you are loud enough...

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[catlady]

Congratulations, you've made a friend.

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[hisfavoriteson]

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<font="courier" size="2">I have friends already. I don't need this one.

[catlady]

It's cute that you think you have a choice here.

[constantdick]

You got a door on your flat, mate? Put the beast on the other side of it.

[hisfavoriteson]

I tried that. It didn't help.

[constantdick]

The cat just opened the door and sauntered back in, did it?

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[perfectlyhuman]

[ Adam does nothing to hide his grin.]

I think it likes you.

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[hisfavoriteson]

Why does it like me?

[justaddh2o]

( She can't not laugh at the way he's holding that poor animal. )

That poor kitty... She just wants to be your friend.

( She lowers her voice a bit. )

You'll have to put her down outside and be prepared to ignore her for a long time before she gets hungry enough to wander off, mate.

[hisfavoriteson]

Doesn't it already have friends?

[thetrueeve]

Awwww what a pretty kitty!

[hisfavoriteson]

Yes, it's pretty. How do I get it to leave me alone?

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[thevulnerability]

Hah! Now you know how I felt.

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[hisfavoriteson]

You don't have a pet.

[Chloe's point.


His head.]

[am_i_a_monster]

He's so cute. No collar? You could take him to a shelter or a vet and they could check for a chip.

He might be a stray. Poor cat.

[hisfavoriteson]

That's right, maybe it already belongs to someone. I can have that checked.

[anormie]

Oh come on, Lucifer! It's just a cat! And it likes you!

[hisfavoriteson]

Why does it like me?

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[desmodusdraculae]

Pretty sure you just adopted a cat.

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[hisfavoriteson]

How do I un-adopt a cat?

Late but video.

[usaf]

If you want, I can talk to it for you.

[hisfavoriteson]

You can talk to cats?