video.

[nightmarist]

[ Just this image for a good fifteen seconds or so: ]


[ And now Ronan streaming live from... a bar? It's barely noon o'clock, but that sure is a nearly-drained glass of bourbon in his hand. ]

Against all odds and the efforts of at least two world-eaters, I've officially survived my teen years. I get to be twenty for almost two weeks before we give Atropos severe indigestion and... probably still die horribly.

Some asshole stole my idea to have a screaming breakdown on the network in celebration of my tragic final birthday so I was like why not have a screaming breakdown on stage in celebration of my tragic final birthday. Fucking superb idea, me.

[ He holds up a finger and pauses to gulp down the remaining contents of his glass before signalling the bartender for a refill. ]

Fuck was I... Oh, yeah. I'm at the Tune Saloon in De Chima starting now until whenever my liver gives out. Join me on this stage for one or several swan songs. It's probably your last chance to look this stupid.


(( OOC: Log is here. ))

Comments

[Video]

[mysterioisthetruth]

What the hell is that?

text

[mofi]

[mysterioisthetruth]

Seriously?

[mofi]

Blame my better looking double. He made me think of it.

[mysterioisthetruth]

I don't even know what this means.

[mofi]

Just imagine that picture...

[ A text to go along with his video call. ]

wHeN sOmEoNe tYpEs lIkE tHiS

That's you. You're SpongeBob.

[nightmarist]

I see you've been studying. Well done, my dear boy.

[mofi]

Thanks, sir. All the rest is mute.

video

[mofi]

Wow, you're old as fuck.

[nightmarist]

Ancient.

[mofi]

Cane or walker?

[nightmarist]

Palanquin.

[mofi]

I just have to find people to carry your old ass around.

[nightmarist]

Make sure their abs are well-oiled but their hands are not.

[mofi]

Abs oiled, hands not. Got it.

Question. Do they have any Alanis Morissette?

[nightmarist]

Even if they don't, I've got her on my iPod.

[ The dream iPod that can play any song Ronan has ever been aware of, which is a lot, on account of his omniscience. ]

[mofi]

Cool. I'm going to get my Morissette on.

video;

[crassidy]

I'm only coming if we can do a duet.

[nightmarist]

Only one?

[crassidy]

Okay, multiples. I'm only coming if we can do multiple duets.

[nightmarist]

It's a deal.

video

[made_up_names]

I'm saving that meme.

[nightmarist]

I'm expecting at least a dozen remixes from you.

[made_up_names]

If by that you mean a dozen in the next hour, yes. 100%.

[nightmarist]

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

[made_up_names]

Awesome. Prepare your inbox.

video

[mysterioisthetruth]

Peter, no.

[made_up_names]

Oh come on. Having memes about you mean you've made it.

[mysterioisthetruth]

They don't even make sense.

[made_up_names]

... How old are you again?

[mysterioisthetruth]

Rude, Peter.

But I'm thirty eight.

[made_up_names]

Yeah, that's what I thought. Not that ancient. You should refresh your meme vocabulary.

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[dragony]

That fuckin' guy.

[ Beck isn't the worst, but god is he obnoxious. ]

Congratulations on the birthday, though. What's your preferred poison?

[nightmarist]

Bourbon or Irish whiskey. Wouldn't mind a Guinness, either.

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[privatepurchases]

[Because Celestials trying to figure out memes is hysterical.]

Why is the woman yelling at the cat. what did it do?

Animals are innocent creatures.

[nightmarist]

the lady's an asshole obviously

[privatepurchases]

...yes.

Cats can be a bit more...smug then most other animals. One of the few I've had actual contact with. They always act like they know things they shouldn't but it's still not right to yell at them.

[nightmarist]

[ Curious!! ]

you haven't had contact with other animals?

[privatepurchases]

Not many.

I wasn't in R&D. Designing animals was Uriel and Cameal's department.