video;

[youarespecial]

So, the world didn't end and basically nobody died. Guess life goes on.

I understand there's some kind of holiday coming up that's all about eating massive quantities of food. Like, large poultry and potatoes and whatnot. Also pie, I can always get behind any excuse to eat pie.

Comments

[constantdick]

Grass'opper pie?

[Considering he looks like a lizard.]

[youarespecial]

That doesn't sound too bad, actually. You know a place I can get the grasshoppers?

[No, he's not being sarcastic.]

[constantdick]

[He sort of figured, yeah.]

Pet shop, maybe? Alternately, I've got a couple of people who gather assorted bugs for me from time to time, they might be interested in a commision.

[youarespecial]

I know a guy who's dating a guy who bakes with insect flour, and I imagine that'd go great with such a pie.

[constantdick]

And insect flour is... what, now? Powdered insects?

[youarespecial]

Basically, yes. Apparently it's made from crickets.

[constantdick]

Well, that's taking gluten-free to a new level, eh?

[nightmarist]

What the fuck? Hundreds of people died, but enjoy your fucking pie, I guess.

[youarespecial]

My friend didn't die, which is good. His boyfriend didn't die, so I don't have to deal with that. And I was all ready to mourn them.

[nightmarist]

How disappointing for you.

[youarespecial]

Forgive me for looking on the bright side, human.

[nightmarist]

No. And I'm not human.

[youarespecial]

Could've fooled me.

[Says the guy who sometimes wears a human disguise.]

video

[photografist]

Okay, are imPorts usually this nonchalant about life and death here?

[ She's new, but not quite happy about the fact an apocalypse took place. ]

video

[youarespecial]

Only on Tuesdays.

video

[photografist]

[ Her expression screws up with disgust. ]

What the fuck is wrong with you all? People died and others sacrificed pieces of themselves basically so Atropos wouldn't cut your thread.

video

[youarespecial]

Clearly sarcasm isn't a thing on your planet.

video

[photografist]

There's a time and a place for that.

video

[youarespecial]

And I'm choosing to not let what happened get to me.

Video

[drivesadesk]

Yeah. I'm guessing you didn't go to Jeopardy during all that, then? There was...a lot going on in there. And there were a lot of deaths. And other stuff we had to give up to stop the death.

But I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving! Human cooking's always great.

Video

[youarespecial]

So I heard. I even wrote you a eulogy.

Video

[drivesadesk]

You...wrote me a eulogy? I mean, things were pretty bad, but I didn't think my chances seemed that bleak.

Video

[youarespecial]

I mean, everyone outside Jeopardy kinda assumed you guys were all dead.

Video

[drivesadesk]

Wow. That honestly didn't even occur to me. I wasn't even in there to start with, but when no one came out I went in to make sure they were okay.

Video

[youarespecial]

What was it like in there? Scary? I'm thinking scary.