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[tricksterofasgard]

[ It's been a while since Loki has popped up on the network, but here he is. He is seated at a table and next to him on said table? A bouquet of glitter-covered eggplants. Yes, you see that correctly. There's also yet another mystery sausage next to it, but the bouquet clearly dominates the scene. The card that had been tugged into it lies on the table next to it and Loki just sits there, hands folded into his lap with a calm, yet unreadable expression. ]

At least this one came with a card. Thank you, Quentin.

[ He strains the thank you needlessly, making it a point to not look very impressed. ]

Now I know this may seem repetitive, but I wonder: Did he sent these to others as well?

Further... I would like to know what use those dwelling in this realm might see in... Well. Mischief.


[[ ooc: In accordance to our current, happy mini event.

If you want for your character to have received one of Loki's glittery eggplant-bouquets, feel free to assume so. Loki has sent out dozens of them at randomly picked addresses and that doesn't even take potential misfires into account, so enjoy your glitter-infested vegetables. They all come with a card including a photo of Quentin Beck being dressed very fashionably and giving the camera a very unflattering, wide grin. Written inside is a short text that reads: Love, Mysterio ♥ ]]

Comments

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[mysterioisthetruth]

What are you thanking me for?

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[tricksterofasgard]

Your most generous gift, of course.

By which I mean, your apology is accepted.

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[mysterioisthetruth]

I didn't send you anything.

I don't know what sort of trick you're playing at, but you're still fired.

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[tricksterofasgard]

But you are Mysterio, are you not?

[ And he picks up the card, flips it open and holds it into the camera just long enough for Beck to take a look, then flips it close again and sets it aside. ]

Besides, lest you pay me, I would not want to work for you again. Even though your gift displayed a hint of decency.

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[bifroster]

[Jane groans, utterly exasperated.

Then she face palms and groans once more, still very much unamused.]

Loki ...

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[tricksterofasgard]

Yes?

[ He's nooooot sure what to make of that tone, but... Enjoy his utter innocence. ]

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[bifroster]

[She sighs.]

I suppose there are worse things that you could do.

[She moves the video camera to her own bouquet.]

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[tricksterofasgard]

[ He just blinks. ]

video | private - 2/2

[tricksterofasgard]

[ And locks the conversation. ]

But you have to admit there is a certain aesthetic to it.

And Quentin feels offended.

[ Which was the point. ]

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[threeisapattern]

im fucking suing for emotional damages

He's sticking to video because he's too lazy to type

[tricksterofasgard]

I assume you did not appreciate the photo he included.

In that case, I am truly sorry.

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[threeisapattern]

i have to drink bleach

i gotta do it

[tricksterofasgard]

Okay?

[ Does Loki know what exactly bleach is? Debatable. At least not by that term. But hey, he's being supportive. ]

Do you require anything to go with that?

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[devilishly_handsome]

I don't know, but I think there's a lot more fun to be had if there's a bit of mischief, don't you, oh lord of the hogs?

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[tricksterofasgard]

I am inclined to agree. Unlike other beings in these realms I am not very fond of boredom.

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[devilishly_handsome]

Nor am I, as long as the break in boredom is just a bit of harmless fun.

I'm tired of the overdramatic supervillains nattering on about the end of the world in a month, and would take boredom over something as repetitive as that, but what harm is there is a few pranks?

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[fireandhoney]

[Finn has one of the bouquets. He's not putting anything past Loki at this point, and his voice is dripping with dry sarcasm.]

Remind me to thank Mr. Beck when I see him.

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[tricksterofasgard]

[ Loki will generously overhear that sarcasm. ]

He will be happy to hear his gift has been well received.

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[fireandhoney]

Speaking of, did you ever send Quentin those pig organs?

[khajidont]

What do you mean this realm? Last I checked, people liked mischief in all the realms.

Well, the harmless kind anyway.

[tricksterofasgard]

But what is the point of it? And can anything favorable stem from it? Few seem appreciative of potentially caused chaos either.

[khajidont]

The point? I mean... for fun. Like, pranks and stuff. It's just a way to pass time.

What else would be the point of it?

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[heliophilic]

You're starting a right collection.

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[tricksterofasgard]

A collection of oddly suggesting gifts?

I will consider to feel honored.

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[heliophilic]

Think of it this way--no one thinks you're boring enough to give you average gifts.