Video - Knuckledown

[looking_sharp]

[Enjoy your video of a man in a suit, the angle chosen for the video making sure that more light shines off of his sunglasses than anything else, making his eyes even harder to see.]

Looking for a Porter city gym. Best one you know. Need somewhere to practice and train. Or a training center for MMA.

[Life was harder without the training facilities his division maintained.]

Also. Somewhere that serves Wutain food.

[Will that even make sense to anyone? He doesn't care. His questions have been delivered. The message will either be answered or not. So he just cuts the recording there and posts it online. This is really a weird communication method people have set up.]

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[crimsonunion]

[Why does Ryuko keep doing this to herself?]

I'm like 90%- well, 80%- 70% I guess it's hard to measure these things- human and the rest of it is really dumb. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[looking_sharp]

[The problem was, he probably would. Weird things happened on Gaia.]

Are you an enhanced human?

[crimsonunion]

That's a nice way of putting it, I guess. Got implanted with Life Fiber DNA right after I was born, then put in the garbage chute when I died.

[Whyyyyyy is she sharing incredibly personal details from her homeworld with a complete stranger on the internet? Why is she doing this to herself? Ryuko laments all these things and more as she continues to spill her guts to Rude.]

[looking_sharp]

Neither of those statements me a lot of sense to me. Explain?

[He doesn’t mind getting more information.]

[crimsonunion]

Aliens who disguised themselves as clothing to feed on humanity got discovered by a psycho wackjob, she decided that the natural course of action was to betray the human race and side with them, she scrounged up a few babies, did some human experimentation, and when my heart stopped for a bit too long she dropped me down the incineration chute where my dad picked me up.

...why the hell am I telling you all this? Do you have some kind of power or something?

[looking_sharp]

[That’s an impossible story. And yet so similar to some of the things going on in his world. Things he has to deal with.]

I have no powers that would work by video.

[crimsonunion]

Huh.

Must be the face. You have the face of a professional gut-spiller.

[looking_sharp]

I’ve been told that before.

[Often. It was what made him god at what he did.]