I would still love him even if he bit me. That's what love is.

[Missing the point is his other superpower, clearly.]

Oh, I know David! We had a sleepover. He got me gloves and we played checkers, and he likes dinosaurs, too. [Ten out of ten, great guy.] He said fur-bearing trout aren't real, though, and that's sad. Do you think if I ask the internet, they'll get me a trout with fur? I want one as a pet.