video;

[detail]

I'm hoping there's someone out there who likes strange furniture. I know that I work in an occult shop but this is a little too creepy to keep.

So I'm selling this table. [ He turns the video towards a large, dark wood table. It's engraved with a hypnotic pattern that appears to lead towards the center. In the center of the table is a recess that looks like something that should be placed in it, but it doesn't appear that he has that piece to go with it. ] Bought at a yard sale hosted by the Church of the Ancient Web Mistress. I'm willing to take any offer for it.

I also have a small bookcase I'm trying to offload as well.

Let me know. You'll have to come to Small Mediums at Large to pick both items up.

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Voice

[thyarchon]

I hath a use for another bookcase, and I might have interest in the table if tis of a certain height.

[detail]

Great. How tall do you need the table to be? I'll measure it.

[thyarchon]

A little over two and a half feet tall if I am to be sitting at it, four feet if it is meant to be stood at.

[He's a tall dude.]

[detail]

I'll double-check the measurements. The bookcase is currently painted white, but I've got other colors if you want something more... colorful.

[thyarchon]

Whatever thou desire is acceptable, the shelves shalt soon be full of regardless of the color of them. It shalt be home to both tomes and writing tools.

[detail]

Sorry about the delay. The height of the table is roughly two and a half feet. If you'd like I can send you a photo of with the tape measure.

[thyarchon]

I trust thee, t'will be good to have a taller table to work at if thou hath not already found a buyer.

[detail]

I have not. I'll set it aside for you. I can see if maybe we can get a courier to deliver it if needed.

Just let me know and I'll get that arranged and we'll just add it to your payment.

video

[khajidont]

Yeah... that looks like it's some sort of ancient ritual in the making. You sure you don't want someone to check it out first to make sure it hasn't got any nasty stuff attached to it?

[detail]

It's missing a piece so maybe it might not activate whatever crazy ritual it's for? [ He chuckles a bit. ] I think it's just hypnotic but please don't quote me on that.

I had a client who lost track of time because of it, so it's very possible.

[khajidont]

You know, hypnosis also doesn't sound so hot to me. Just saying.

[detail]

Not really my idea of fun either, but there's a reason I'm getting rid of it to another imPort rather than the general public.

[khajidont]

Arguably, imPorts could do more damage with it.

You get any takers yet?

[detail]

One. Which I think I'm pretty glad it's only one person? I can't imagine many people wanting a table like this.

[khajidont]

Did they say what they happened to want it FOR?

Or is their decor just spooky-style

[detail]

No but, they seemed pretty genuine about just needing a table of a certain height.

Which absolutely does not help his case in any way.

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[pidgewidgeon]

I can't decide if that's the best or worst name for an occult shop

[detail]

The answer is both. Though I can't say there are many quite as clever.