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[knaval]

[hello, america! there is a very large autobot on-screen-- looks like in his brief time away he hasn't forgotten how to balance the camera right! if riptide is good at anything, it's getting attention for himself! he's sitting on heropa beach and the angle shows that even without standing he's a good 20ft tall.]

Heyooo! I'm back, apparently. This planet hasn't changed much. Is the world still ending? I remember that being a thing. We should have an end of the world party if it is! Or one celebrating that it's not the end of the world if it isn't anymore! I've been in a void for a long time, a guy wants to get inebriated, y'know?

[a beat, then:] Oh, can someone show me how to drive? I can turn into a car now as well as a boat. Pretty cool. I won't do it drunk, promise. Maybe.

Comments

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[pullsheavendown]

What's wrong with swerving?

[Who cares about roads?]

Re: video;

[knaval]

Nothing. It's the crashing into a wall after that's the bad part. You know what they say, it's not the fall that kills you! It's the K-Con exploding on impact.

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[pullsheavendown]

People say that?

I guess it makes sense.

Re: video;

[knaval]

Yeah. K-Cons aren't a thing in organic species, but the thought is the same.

video;

[pullsheavendown]

What's a K-Con?

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[knaval]

Living bomb.

[he says this like it's... just okay? like a normal thing.]

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[pullsheavendown]

Oh, okay. Cool.

[It doesn't seem abnormal to him. Honestly? He's seen weirder stuff. Or at least equally weird.]