Katsuki Bakugou (
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maskormenace2020-07-09 04:36 am
video. un: Lord Explosion Murder (Locked from Deku)
All right, listen up you shitty morons.
[Katsuki is sitting in his bedroom at his desk.]
Deku- you might know him as Izuku Midoriya [Rolling his eyes because stupid America and its stupid way of putting the given name before the family name.] has a birthday coming up on July 15th. He's going to be [...] 16.
[He never said he wasn't petty. He's not going to admit Izuku will be 17, he's not going to let him have a year over him too.]
He had a shit birthday last year. Just because he's a shitty nerd don't mean his birthday's gotta be shitty, so I'm throwin' him a surprise party at Nonah 003 on his birthday and inviting anyone who he considers a friend who can swear they won't screw the whole thing or my apartment up. If you need idea for gifts, he's a fucking nerd and is always writin' about quirks, or superpowers, in his stupid notebook. He could probably use more stationary or if you wanted to give him a demo of your quirk he'd probably faint. Just don't do it in my fucking place. And his favorite color's green, I guess.
I'm making katsudon because that's his favorite food, so if ya don't like meat or have any special dietary requirements, keep them to your fucking self and bring your own food. I ain't a restaurant.
[Katsuki is sitting in his bedroom at his desk.]
Deku- you might know him as Izuku Midoriya [Rolling his eyes because stupid America and its stupid way of putting the given name before the family name.] has a birthday coming up on July 15th. He's going to be [...] 16.
[He never said he wasn't petty. He's not going to admit Izuku will be 17, he's not going to let him have a year over him too.]
He had a shit birthday last year. Just because he's a shitty nerd don't mean his birthday's gotta be shitty, so I'm throwin' him a surprise party at Nonah 003 on his birthday and inviting anyone who he considers a friend who can swear they won't screw the whole thing or my apartment up. If you need idea for gifts, he's a fucking nerd and is always writin' about quirks, or superpowers, in his stupid notebook. He could probably use more stationary or if you wanted to give him a demo of your quirk he'd probably faint. Just don't do it in my fucking place. And his favorite color's green, I guess.
I'm making katsudon because that's his favorite food, so if ya don't like meat or have any special dietary requirements, keep them to your fucking self and bring your own food. I ain't a restaurant.

video; un: superhiro
[ Wow, what a nerd. ]
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[ Momo, no... ]
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YOU THINK HE'S SMARTER THAN ME? YOU THINK HIS GRADES AND GRASP ON HIS QUIRK ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO SKIP A GRADE?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
He's 16 because of the weird time shit here! Not 17.
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Katsudon? Well, don't forget to clean up the mess afterward.
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Katsudon. It's deep fried pork cutlet in rice with egg and vegetables. You can have some since you're my roommate as long as you cut that shit out.
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video; un: NYCWallCrawler
He's a teenager he's allowed to be a little petty.So enjoy the view from the underside of a rooftop helipad a few hundred feet, Bakugou]
Sooo, Lem:
[Because he is not saying Lord Explosion Murder, tyvm]
Since you're puttin' the address out there, can just anybody get the kid a present?
Just to be clear, I'm not sayin' anybody should party crash, but I've got a whole "friendly neighborhood" reputation to live up to. So blowing off somebody's birthday isn't really my style.
[Besides, some stationary and pencils is one of the few things even his budget can work with. And it'd be an opportunity to test out one of the new quirPOWERS this place handed him.
Great, between Toshinori, Uravity, and LEM-my here now they've got him doing the whole "quirk" thing.]
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Katsuki trembles in barely contained rage before he explodes.]
IT'S LORD EXPLOSION MURDER, YOU PANTYHOSE WEARIN' WANNABE HERO!!!
Oh yeah? If you're so friendly how come I ain't heard of you?
[But....still. This is probably the kind of shit Deku would geek out about. So he scowls and blows up the pencil in his palm.]
I don't fucking care what you do. Just don't call me that or his birthday's going to turn into a murder scene.
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B-But I can help if you want!! We can get balloons, and streamers, and...oooh maybe along ith green, we can get some blue and yellow ones? Because you know how much Deku-kun likes All Might, so. Oh, what should I even get him?!
[Stationary was nice and all, but seemed so...plain. Maybe a really nice pen? Those ones that business executives have, with their name on one side. Those are expensive, but...it'd be worth it, for Deku. She holds her face, sighing softly, before remembering the video is still on, and chokes.]
A-A-ANYWAY!! LET ME KNOW!! WHAT I CAN DO!! T-TO HELP!
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That's not a shitty idea, Round Face. There ain't any All Might merchandise here, but we can do a color theme. I won't kill you if you wanna help.
[He doesn't know what he's going to get Deku either. He'll probably make some sort of bomb with an All Might themed casing, but...
Nothing realistic. Maybe shaped like his belt emblem.]
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Guessing I'm not invited?
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The world spins and Katsuki doesn't respond at first. Yes, he just dropped his communicator.
He scrambles from where he dropped to the floor and picks it up, hissing.]
Where the hell are you? I just thought of a present you can give 'im.
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...I ain't gonna say no if you wanna.
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[This is super amusing. Bakugou's not all that bad a kid after all.]
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[Still, Banana-sensei...seems like the partying type.]
You- You know shit about parties?
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[Cause Tsu bets Bakugou will blow up his own apartment first. Also, 'hi'.]
I can cook up some jello and make it green. Have a preference on flavor?
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Just pick a flavor that ain't shitty. I don't fucking know.
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