2. Pennsylvania Smash

[onederfulhero]

Pop quiz: who can spot what's wrong with this image?

As a seasoned hero, I'll give some free advice for all the wannabe big time villains that are trying their hand at being bad guys- if you insist on having a logo, make sure to get it double and triple checked before making uniforms.

Otherwise, it's gonna be hard to take you seriously.

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[vociferates]

[Anyone within reasonable range can probably HEAR him laughing, but since Toshinori is clear in another city.....]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
please tell me you bought that, yo. I want my own!!!

[onederfulhero]

This would've made a perfect birthday present for you.

Maybe you, Aizawa and I can have them in different colors. I'll get one of those belated birthday cards to go with it.

UN: Uravity - Audio

[floatsaway]

OH MY GO--

[And the rest of her voice dissolves into loud, uproarious laughter, fading in and out as Ochako falls back onto her bed and covers her face with a hand.]

[onederfulhero]

Just imagine a group of guys with baseball bats, spiked multi-color hair... and then these shirts.

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[ttwwiiccee]

mean! no villain worth their salt would do something that shitty!!!

[ maybe would have responded to this differently if he connected the dots on who this is ]

[onederfulhero]

[Toshinori's been forewarned about Twice, having not interacted with the man or really known who he was, but he decides to just play along. He doesn't seem to have caused trouble- yet.]

These ones weren't much of a threat, anyway. Spiked multi-color hair and baseball bats. Need to step up their game a bit.

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[recommendations]

[ Momo had allowed herself to just use the default username of her name for over a year, but suddenly all her classmates are here using their hero names for usernames, so... She has to fit in. ]

Oh my... Does no one know how to proofread?

[onederfulhero]

I mean, even looking at each other for more than 5 seconds would have made it apparent, I think.

Voice; un: RSFroppy

[treefrogs]

[Oh god, a ribbit escapes after seeing this. No one may see this, but Tsu is face palming.]

Everything.

[onederfulhero]

A whole group of them, and not one noticed.

Voice.

[hot_handed]

[Snort. Muffled noises.

Finally Katsuki bursts out laughing, somewhere between manic cackles and giggling.]

HAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!

THEY DESERVE TO WEAR IT IF THEY'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT PAY ATTENTION!!!

[onederfulhero]

Picture it- 4 guys, all with this shirt on. One of them had a yellow plastic baseball bat.

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[crassidy]

i need ths tshirt more than i hav evr needed nything in my life
gimmie

[onederfulhero]

At this point I'm going have to get a bunch of them made. Maybe I can donate the proceeds to charity or something.

voice

[runningstart]

I need to know where you found this. [obviously so he can go buy one (or several)]

[onederfulhero]

I came across a group of punks that decided they were going to form a villain group. Baseball-themed, since I guess it's summertime and baseball season's in full swing. All of them had these shirts on.

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[undermoonlight]

Do heroes really have logos? That seems more like something a company would do.

[Atsushi may or may not be stalling for time as he tries to figure out what is wrong with the image. Is red a bad colour...?]

[onederfulhero]

I come from a world full of professional heroes, and some of them choose to, some don't. It is the same with villain groups. Sometimes people want something that will allow them to stand out.

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

Is this image for real?

you didnt edit this for a joke did you?

[onederfulhero]

Believe me, I wish I was that clever. Came across a group of punks who wanted to make a baseball-themed villain gang, since it's summer time and baseball season and all. Whoever made these shirts probably had a nice laugh about it.

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[heroondecku]

...oh.

[Not sure if he should laugh, cry, or be exasperated at yet another spontaneous bout of theatrical "villainy". It's finally happened. Izuku Midoriya has no words.]

[onederfulhero]

Picture it, Midoriya. 4 guys, one of them carrying a plastic baseball bat, with these t-shirts. It was all I could do to not laugh in their faces.

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[rebelarrow]

[He's not immune. This got a chuckle out of him.]

Perhaps they have many talents they wish to showcase at once.

[onederfulhero]

Considering that I fought a guy a few days ago whose gimmick was spraying pollen everywhere... it wouldn't shock me.

[germhating_hypochondriac]

That's so fucking funny!

Is there a baseball team that actually wears those shirts?

[onederfulhero]

It was a group of wannabe villains, actually. They all carried baseball bats, but one of them had one of those yellow plastic ones. They weren't too bright.