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[glampop]

[In light of that recent news posting, this is perhaps not the best time to bring up personal issues, but Caesar's been ported for nearly a month now. He's adapted to the new technology as best he could, he's registered, he's tried to take in all the newfangled customs. Understand the young kids and their backwards caps-- okay, in this universe, maybe not the backwards caps-- but the point is he's from a time since past. And even if this career path was open to him back then, he never would have took it.

It pays the bills, but...]

What is the point in having a male modeling clothing? Wouldn't it be better to have women, if you want anything to be sold?

[He's not the most enlightened person when it comes to things like this, and having a 'vintage model' job is starting to wear on him. This is the sort of thing that keeps Caesar Zeppeli up at night. Why is he being paid to do this? Is someone making fun of him? It's not like posing comes to him naturally or anything.]

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[outlawrain]

[Moses is trying to ignore that last thing because mainly he has no knowledge of it and will wait for someone to smack it into him. But he does know clothing.

Sort of.]

...Yeah but why would women model clothin' for men? Doesn't look the same.

[Notice how he doesn't say 'as good'. Because damn they look good in clothes like that.]

[glampop]

Does men's clothing really have to be modeled?

[He just buys shitty pants things because he'd like how they'd look on him. He assumes all men are the same way-- that they don't care to see someone else rockin' it better.]

[outlawrain]

Do women's clothes gotta be modeled?

[Not that he knows, again, walking fashion disaster, but still, he thinks it's a good point.]

[glampop]

[heeeeeeh well. Caesar would say yes, but Caesar is not known for being a particularly good person when it comes to issues of gender equality.]

At least there's something to look at.

[He hasn't gotten with this century yet. Don't forgive him, though.]

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[diociopath]

[Holy shit........that name.

No way.

He hasn't cared about Zeppelis in absolutely ages. In fact, he hardly cared that much about Baron Zeppeli to begin with, since his feud was with Jonathan. Yet here's someone with that name...considering his luck, he wouldn't be surprised if this guy was related.]

A rather stupid question, don't you think? Men aren't women.

[They can wear dude clothes if they want, but can't exactly compare how it'd look on yourself if you're not a woman in that situation.

Then again, JJBA men aren't exactly a good frame of reference for the average guy either, but]

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[glampop]

That's why I'm--

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[glampop]

[That name...

He's already seen the porter's ability to pick and choose from the timeline at work. So, even though he should be dead, it's...

It's not impossible.]

Dio Brando.

[Eyes narrow a twitch.]

[diociopath]

[A brief pause, at which point he chuckles. A low, amused sound.]

Isn't this strange? It's been so long since I've heard that name of yours, Zeppeli. Not in over a hundred years.

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[khajidont]

'Cause A: you want men modeling clothes for men so you can see how it's supposed to look - [never mind that most men don't look a thing like models] - and B: some people like looking at dudes. Why's it bugging you?

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[glampop]

The job they chose for me is modeling 'vintage clothing.'

[Which to him seems like regular clothing, perhaps a bit modern compared to his time period. Not that Caesar's style is exactly 1930s appropriate. Que sera sera.]

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[khajidont]

Oh, that doesn't sound so bad. Do you not like it?

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[skullshako]

[It's no surprise that Jakuzure, being Jakuzure, was idly checking the network to see if anything interesting had been posted. Boredom was a terrible thing to suffer through, though it wasn't like she needed an excuse to mock someone who lacked in the knowledge of new-found customs.]

Is this a trick question?

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[glampop]

Not at all.

[Pink-- pink hair. Is this girl human? So pink. He's staring a little.]

[gluestick]

Might come as quite a shock, but girls have a few things that are bound to make it sit different if they're modeling something for a guy. I just don't see the point in having clothing modeled at all, honestly. They're a necessity, no use worryin' too much over how they look as long as they get the bloody job done.

[This is coming from a guy who has probably worn the same clothes for two years straight, though.]

[glampop]

[On the one hand, Caesar can get behind not having any modeling if it means he won't have to be involved in the industry. There will still be illustrations of women in magazines, correct? So, sure, no more photographs of any person.

But don't diss fashion.]

A man's clothing can say much about him.

[gluestick]

Sure it does. Says he's not walkin' around without clothes on. [A shrug.] If they're wearable, that's all that really matters. Thought you were in a tizzy about male modeling, but now I'm no so sure.

[shutupandgetintheanimus]

Well, they need guys to model menswear too, you know.

[glampop]

Why would a man want to see another man wearing it?

[Men are gross and big and also wouldn't there be fashion envy? Caesar wouldn't appreciate someone wearing his hip, 1980s 1930s gear!]

[shutupandgetintheanimus]

They might be gay?

Women like ogling us as much as we like to ogle them, maybe they're trying to get chicks to buy stuff for their boyfriends.

[standsproud]

Women model womens' clothing. They wouldn't fit the look of a suit at all.

[glampop]

[Where's the Dislike button? Disagree! Disagree.]

It depends on the woman.

[standsproud]

Generally speaking, for this sort of thing, you need a man.

Why do you care, anyway?

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[trickstar]

[Someone is making fun of him.

That someone is Joseph Joestar.]

Hahaha, I still can't believe you have such a stupid job!

[SAYS THE WAITER.........]

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[glampop]

[disconnects]

NOT HERE

[trickstar]

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