Batgirl (Barbara Gordon - DCAU) (
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maskormenace2020-10-12 07:04 pm
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[An image swims into life, and it's a carefully posed tableaux. A baker's dozen worth of them - twelve small girls of a frankly astounding variety of heights, shapes, colours and races, and their coach. Every last one of them is dressed in a light purple leotard with lighter purple tights. But they're all saluting, which might have something to do with the costume aviator coats they have on, the scarves around their necks, and flight goggles. Some have them on their foreheads. One, rather intensely, has them over her eyes as if about to engage the enemy. You'll see more of Ruby later.]
[They're all saluting and looking off into the distance, posed very dramatically. Then they all fall into a semblance of ease, with a gaggle of giggles echoing outwards. Barbara, their coach, waves at the viewer.]
Hey, everybody out there! I'm Barbara, Barbara Gordon - for the...pretty much most of you who don't know me, I'm an imPort and I got assigned as a gymnastics coach when I got here, which is how I met these little hellions.
[There is another titter of laughter at that. One girl, Aiko, approximately ten, yells out 'woo! Hellion!']
Meet the De Chima Spitfires. Thus the costumes, really - but the name was all Rima's idea: it sure fits, and it's sure graceful - and that's what these ladies are!
[Rima, a tall girl of twelve in a hijab, waves nervously, but with a proud smile.]
But to get right to it, we're going to take on a regional competition in the next couple of weeks, and if anybody can spare a few dollars to help us rent out a bus, that'd just be swell.
[She herself put most all of her free cash into getting the uniforms and costumes - she'd started the team specifically to help talented girls who, as a rule, didn't have the money backing them to compete otherwise. It meant living on cup noodles for a while, but she'd been a student. She had done it before, she could do it again. Not that her stomach would thank her.]
If there's anything left over, we'll be getting buttons made, so you've got a souvenir of doing something great. And you'll feel great when these awesome kiddos put on a show.
[Which is when Ruby bounces forward. Short, nine years old, black and with a mass of frizzy chestnut hair over gleeful green eyes - and apparently powered by a nuclear reactor from a naval sub. One day, in the future, Ruby's going to win a few Olympic medals on the balance beam, even if Coach Barbara had never been a thing - attitude and sheer energetic will would see to that. But right now, she's just ready for her first competition, goggles over her eyes like she's about to take on the whole Luftwaffe herself. She pumps both fists in to the air, grinning happily.]
We're gonna kick some buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!
[Everyone dissolves into laughter and cheering, including Barbara, applauding and 'wooing' loudly. Ruby may run a circle of the group, arms out as if she's a flying airplane.]
Well, you heard Ruby. Help us out if you can. And if you want to cheer the girls on, c'mon out to the De Chima Gymnastics Club Thursday night for our exhibition.
[They're all saluting and looking off into the distance, posed very dramatically. Then they all fall into a semblance of ease, with a gaggle of giggles echoing outwards. Barbara, their coach, waves at the viewer.]
Hey, everybody out there! I'm Barbara, Barbara Gordon - for the...pretty much most of you who don't know me, I'm an imPort and I got assigned as a gymnastics coach when I got here, which is how I met these little hellions.
[There is another titter of laughter at that. One girl, Aiko, approximately ten, yells out 'woo! Hellion!']
Meet the De Chima Spitfires. Thus the costumes, really - but the name was all Rima's idea: it sure fits, and it's sure graceful - and that's what these ladies are!
[Rima, a tall girl of twelve in a hijab, waves nervously, but with a proud smile.]
But to get right to it, we're going to take on a regional competition in the next couple of weeks, and if anybody can spare a few dollars to help us rent out a bus, that'd just be swell.
[She herself put most all of her free cash into getting the uniforms and costumes - she'd started the team specifically to help talented girls who, as a rule, didn't have the money backing them to compete otherwise. It meant living on cup noodles for a while, but she'd been a student. She had done it before, she could do it again. Not that her stomach would thank her.]
If there's anything left over, we'll be getting buttons made, so you've got a souvenir of doing something great. And you'll feel great when these awesome kiddos put on a show.
[Which is when Ruby bounces forward. Short, nine years old, black and with a mass of frizzy chestnut hair over gleeful green eyes - and apparently powered by a nuclear reactor from a naval sub. One day, in the future, Ruby's going to win a few Olympic medals on the balance beam, even if Coach Barbara had never been a thing - attitude and sheer energetic will would see to that. But right now, she's just ready for her first competition, goggles over her eyes like she's about to take on the whole Luftwaffe herself. She pumps both fists in to the air, grinning happily.]
We're gonna kick some buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!
[Everyone dissolves into laughter and cheering, including Barbara, applauding and 'wooing' loudly. Ruby may run a circle of the group, arms out as if she's a flying airplane.]
Well, you heard Ruby. Help us out if you can. And if you want to cheer the girls on, c'mon out to the De Chima Gymnastics Club Thursday night for our exhibition.

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Very coordinated. Everybody's so sharp!
Do you know how much you're looking to raise? I can definitely contribute something, but I've got friends with better cashflow than me. I'm more than happy to appeal to them.
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Yep, that's us. And you would be?
And let's see...rough total, if we include room for buttons, let's say $4,000 even. Covers the bu and some motel rooms for the girls.
Also, thank you so much for the help!
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And, wow, that's a pretty good chunk of change. I can do, like, a couple hundo right now, probably a little more if I root around in my accounts for a bit.
But I know a doctor and a TV personality, so that's got to be good for something, right?
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Nine hundred smackers, per day, just for the bus. One day up, one back. With gas that's nearly two grand right there.
[She smiles, though, at he rest and flails a bit.]
Oh! That is so very generous! I wasn't expecting anyone to chip in that much...you're sure it's not too much of a drain?
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I'll definitely ask around, too, like I said.
... Actually, would it be an issue if we could, like, magically procure a bus using superpowers? Because that's also a possibility.
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So long as it doesn't turn back into a pumpkin in the middle of the freeway, sure. And that must be some hat you're planning to pull this out of.
[She's a bit irreverent, as may become apparent.]
Also so long as the bus isn't being, y'know, magically pilfered. I don't want to make an episode of World's Littlest Accessories-after-the-Fact.
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I'll have to ask, of course, but I'll let you know ASAP.
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Sorry for the delay - work was super busy all week.
I feel this and it's all good.
Wanna do this somewhere? :) Or handwave?
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[ He doesn't know how to check his balance. He just kind of buys food and hopes for the best. ]
But I bet I could help out in some other way!
Do you know any good dungeons? There's always loads of treasure in dungeons. [ please Glob somebody find him a dungeon he gets so bored here ]
Oh! Or, I work in a candy store! They said there's a great discount for my friends.
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Well that's sweet of you in two different ways, but hoo boy do I want to keep these kiddos away from sugar right now. And unfortunately I don't know of any dungeons...I mean, there's catacombs and such under any major city in the U.S. but that's not exactly the same.
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[ He thrives on puns. ]
Catacombs are totally dungeons! Especially if the entrance is hidden.
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Well, if you can ever meander up to New York, that city is built on layers of tunnels, catacombs...all sorts of things. Nobody knows where they all go.
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Where's New York? Is that one of the cities you can hop in a porter and zip-zap over to?
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[She shrugs.]
But hey, worse comes to worse you get a good old fashioned American-style roadtrip, right?
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[ Finn's current understanding of geography: He lives in Nonah-North-Carolina, and planets are not the same thing as continents. ]
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I can throw a donations sheet up at the local university.
If you're not offended by the idea, of course.
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Oh, wow, that's really generous of you! Kindness of strangers is a heck of a thing! So, no, not offended at all! Feel I should add a 'kind sir,' there.
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Kind sir and, oh, a kind myriad of students, really. Most of whom are a tad more collected than your, well, collective.
[Let's talk about your kids, shall we?]
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They've got a few years on them, so I'd hope they manage it. Then again, I remember college as being fairly disorganized in its own way.
[Skin crawling. What a wonderful feeling.]
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I think I can probably spare a few bucks for your band of munchkins.
It's nice to meet you, Barbara.
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Thank you! Every little bit helps! And there's a button in it for you, so hey - a good deed and a button's not a bad use of a few bucks, right?
And you would be?
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...the name wouldn't happen to sound familiar, would it?
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Unfortunately, no - but I think there's some stories there I'd like to hear.
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[ With that, he switches the feed to private. ]
So! How up to date are you on alternative universe theories? As long as you know some basic sci-fi, you've probably got the gist of it.
[ If this Babs is anything like Oracle, she already knows more than Jaime does. But considering his own alternative universe selves, he knows better than to make any assumptions. ]
Re: private
Let's just say that the basics I know have been suddenly given a crash course expansion.
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Does that mean that you've already been informed that there was a you here before?
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