19 👶 TEXT; UN: DREAMTHIEF

[pillz]

[some might be overwhelmed by the existential crisis that's laid siege to their doors with evidence of other dimensions, evidence of other lives. but others are feeling somewhat cavalier about the whole thing.]

hey fam.

sounds like total meltdown is in fashion right now, and i get it. bodies in space. too many bodies, too much space. but i gotta assume somebody out there is feeling some morbid curiosity. half of you are spies, robot scientists, or god-punching vigilantes, right? you've crushed lemonade out of comets. you're the universe in ecstatic goddamn motion. or something.

text me your name and a mugshot & i'll let you what you was in the other world in a quick and dirty 3 lines

[ooc: all responses will be icly derived from a few days of kavinsky's access to the network and his f2020 alternate persona's notes. let me know via narration if your character was off-network/unknown.]

Comments

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[goldtoxicity]

ok ill bite
scale of 1 to 10 how evil was i

[pillz]

yo i aint trying to make shit complicated but your mutant scales is whack

what's 1
what's 10

[numberthree]

[ It's an uncomfortable momentary pause, staring at the words. The last thing she heard, before she'd vanished for a week in the Caribbean with strangers, was about Claire in that world. She hadn't asked about herself. Not really. And no Hargreeve would be stupid enough to ask, 'How bad could it really be?' ]


You already know what I look like.

peeked at her app here, lmk via discord if things are wrong [in a non-ic way] <3

[pillz]

member of the council of 5 of a mutant+ haven, which is like imBabysitters club with tragic redemption arcs
outta the war and into running the underground imBaby railroad
& faced some retaliatory kidnapping drama for her trouble
dating a hot blond
sometimes a hot blonde herself
black coffee, gold accents, and eau de black orchid

text; un: stark

[irondad]

Bold choice, adding fuel to the fire..

[pillz]

controlled burn, mr. stark

i guess you don't need the short version, seeing as you lived the long one

[recommendations]

I must admit, I'm curious... I don't know all of the details of what people experienced, but I have at least half a month's worth of time missing.

[ Diligently, and as requested, she sends a tasteful selfie. ]

[pillz]

[oh holy shit. he recognizes her instantly. she was a frequent appearance in the other kavinsky's notes in the past year.]

you was a rising star
up-and-comer, young gun, new ace, you know the deal
you got a dope-ass power where you could / can make shit, leaning toward tech, and the empire was gonna build on your work
you had ambition
& a hot secretary (if you was into that)
& a lot of hair volume
& quality danish pastries on deck

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[helpdesk_hero]

Last time one of these places happened I was morally gray and my boyfriend and I had a serious shift in our relationship, but yeah, let's do it.

lmk if anything is incorrect [in a non-ic way]

[pillz]

[eyyyy, david!

kavinsky beams. but then it fades.




wait. david.]

you was in the council of 5, lil prince of a mutant+ empire
big ol' technopathy dick to swing around
for great justice: rescuin imbabies
all you council kids was living out redemptive arcs
technically single

[let's not get into the details.]

killlin' it wit your dreams & your moral imperatives
always has high protein snacks on hand
personalized software is a gift
judgy af or just really angry
secretly a romantic

[Text/Locked; un: Highfive]

[facepalmchampion]

What a fancy way of tracking the schitzoid people insisting they're all over the galaxy.

un: dreamthief;

[pillz]

i think the term is > multiverse, sweetheart
you think you havent traveled? say it ain't so

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[fridgeflower]

Who won the Boyfriend Olympics this time?

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[pillz]

that's a complicated question in every 'verse, collins
depends on who you consider the gold cup to be
but reality probably is, no matter what, nobody won. as per fuckin always

un: qionglin

[deadwenwalking]

[Wen Ning sends neither of these things, though his username is the same.]

Do you know why some of us remember and some don't?

un: dreamthief;

[pillz]

i think the details is for scholars & experts
but speaking for myself, i went there for a week. like, last i remember i was kickin it with my friends in de chima, coming out of the top import contest, and it was september 2020. but blink and suddenly i'd fucked off to this parallel dimension, late oct
so i remember what i saw for the week i was there.
but everything is is some blurry dream shit.
how about you?

[rimuru]

Do you know anything about a slime walking around the place?

[pillz]

my mind goin straight to the slang use of > slime for people you don't like

you got a little more detail?

[verunandesu]

Sypha Belnades

[Attached is the pic in the icon, which she figured out how to snap after about five or six tries. Technology is hard.]

peeked at her f2020 app, lmk if things are wrong [in a non-ic way] c:

[pillz]

[ah. that does ring a bell, as does her selfie.]

this socal girl is empty inside
rolls with the hippies who shower
swiss army elemental magician
never takes the last piece of cake
myrrh and black amber
likes to wander
ready to discuss the rules. exhaustively

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[ttwwiiccee]

shut up! don't encourage them!

what about those of us who want to forget that world ever existed huh? why can't we all pretend nothing happened and move on?

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[pillz]

i dunno use like a app extension & blacklist the keywords
besides if your friends is having a whole complex about it, i'm pretty sure empathic listening is the magic, not like
yelling 'shut up' on the internet

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[khajidont]

I already know some but

I'll take a quick and dirty summary

Me and alternate universes usually don't get along. Most mes are kind of jerks

text; (lmk if any of this feels inaccurate in a non-ic way, is infomodding, etc.)

[pillz]

hmmmmmmmmmm well shit i got good news for you reyes. i think i know who you is anyway.

rogue banker on watch list of tyrannical import big brother
which i'm pretty sure is a good sign
mahogany and leather, amber cream. symptomatic of less masculinity issues
ferromagnetic superstrength or something
loves hot takes & the sound of rain

[pillz]

i dunno i guess either way, but like get some kevlar on underneath
whatever you gotta do to make practical tactical defense work for you